New - The things that really annoy you

[Wolf Hunting]

18 years ago my mate got one of those massive empty display bottles from a pub, and every night when he got undressed for bed, he threw large change into it, (50p & £1 coins)
When it got full enough he could barely carry it, he kept taking it to the bank to lodge.
She was 18 last year and he bought her a little 6 year old Audi....

 

[Keef]

I’ve got one of the big whisky bottles, 20, 10, 5, 2 and 1p coins get chucked in, £548 last time I emptied it, it’s 3/4 full atm

 

[leedswolf]

18 years ago my mate got one of those massive empty display bottles from a pub, and every night when he got undressed for bed, he threw large change into it, (50p & £1 coins)
When it got full enough he could barely carry it, he kept taking it to the bank to lodge.
She was 18 last year and he bought her a little 6 year old Audi....

 

[EpsomWolf]

People that have phone conversations on loudspeaker.

FFS it was always bad enough listening to some random stranger jabbering on about nonsense and now you have to listen to the other person’s shit as well.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

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Not the right colour, have you got it in white?

 

[leedswolf]

Not the right colour, have you got it in white?

 

[Wolf Hunting]

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Very close, but the grill is wrong...

 

[Law's Bus]

This. They're mostly bloody TORTOISES.

 

[leedswolf]

Very close, but the grill is wrong...

 

[Wolf Hunting]

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D'you know, that's not far off at all! The wheels aren't right though. Do you have alloys on that?
How many miles to the burger does that model do?

 

[EpsomWolf]

The sort of random tangent shit that only a football forum can take you on, but that does sort of remind me of my young nephew asking me on the spot to make up a joke years ago.

Q) What sort of car would a cowboy drive?

A) A howdy.

Quite proud of that one. Made us both chuckle anyway.

 

[Derby Wolf]

Our fridges at work are monitored remotely - getting called out at 330 this morning because they'd risen above temperature was not the one.

 

[Jack Regan]

Next door neighbours having their drive dug up at 9:45 on a Sunday morning.

 

[Newbridge Wolf]

Next door neighbours having their drive dug up at 9:45 on a Sunday morning.

You have my sympathy.

I've had 2 and a half years of living next door to a building site with rubbish piled 10' high, putting scaffold over my garden and starting work at 7.00am everyday.

 

[Jack Regan]

Water leak apparently, so definitely something that needed sorting asap.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

You have my sympathy.

I've had 2 and a half years of living next door to a building site with rubbish piled 10' high, putting scaffold over my garden and starting work at 7.00am everyday.

2.5 years??
What the fuck are they building?
And who's building it?

 

[Tredman]

Everything wrong with business in one tweet:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1581096950631256064

 

[Johnny75]

Everything wrong with business in one tweet:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1581096950631256064

Thanks for that. The whole interview is great.

Imagine suggesting a consultancy firm come up with a writing model to one of the greatest comedy writers of all time.

Bellends.

 

[Keef]

Been for an interview, turned up early, signed the visitors book, got taken to the interview room, told someone will be with you shortly.
Hour later I’m still waiting, think fuck this, back to reception, to sign out, letting them know nobody bothered turning up, signed out in the visitors book, proves I was there, came home.
Wankers! Just wondering whether to send a snotty email or wait and see.

 

[Kenny]

You have to be the unluckiest person I have known on jobs and interviews!