New - The things that really annoy you

[Newbridge Wolf]

Thats just down right inconsiderate on their part, unless you turned up an hour and 5 minutes early and left 5 minutes before your scheduled interview, then thats on you

 

[Keef]

Five past for a quarter past interview, so not tekkin the piss early

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Thats just down right inconsiderate on their part, unless you turned up an hour and 5 minutes early and left 5 minutes before your scheduled interview, then thats on you

That's just shocking!
They should ask you to attend, apologise sincerely as that really isn't how we run the company, then offer you the job on the basis of how you handled it.
And no, you don't write a snotty email.

 

[Tredman]

Been for an interview, turned up early, signed the visitors book, got taken to the interview room, told someone will be with you shortly.
Hour later I’m still waiting, think fuck this, back to reception, to sign out, letting them know nobody bothered turning up, signed out in the visitors book, proves I was there, came home.
Wankers! Just wondering whether to send a snotty email or wait and see.

Do you want the job? It probably is a genuine mistake / family issue etc - if you do want it write them an email making your displeasure clear but also saying you still want it, it'd increase your chances.

 

[AndyWolves]

Been for an interview, turned up early, signed the visitors book, got taken to the interview room, told someone will be with you shortly.
Hour later I’m still waiting, think fuck this, back to reception, to sign out, letting them know nobody bothered turning up, signed out in the visitors book, proves I was there, came home.
Wankers! Just wondering whether to send a snotty email or wait and see.

Don't send them a snotty email, instead send them an email describing how well the interview went, how much of a good match you feel you are and how impressed you were with them as a company. Tell them you can start ASAP and are wondering what the next steps are.

Worth a shot i would have thought if you need the work.

P.s. I'm not being entirely serious ;-)

 

[Kenny]

Don't send them a snotty email, instead send them an email describing how well the interview went, how much of a good match you feel you are and how impressed you were with them as a company. Tell them you can start ASAP and are wondering what the next steps are.

"although your offer of £45 per hour was below my expectations, on reflection as the company came across so well I am happy to accept this wage offer"

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Don't send them a snotty email, instead send them an email describing how well the interview went, how much of a good match you feel you are and how impressed you were with them as a company. Tell them you can start ASAP and are wondering what the next steps are.

Worth a shot i would have thought if you need the work.

P.s. I'm being entirely serious ;-)

Good thinking 10 awarded for initiative!
If they are that chaotic they didn't realise / forgot / couldn't attend and forgot to notify you / they were sat for 30 minutes in a different interview room etc etc, the chances are they'd be quite pleased then send out an apology to the person they've already interviewed...

"although your offer of £45 per hour was below my expectations, on reflection as the company came across so well I am happy to accept this wage offer"

Another 10 for initiative. Then read the above again!

 

[Keef]

Calmed down a bit, a snotty email is never the right answer, angrier younger me would have sent it from inside the room, I’ll write a decent one after I sorted out what to say

 

[Keef]

It was an interview board of five, you’d think one would’ve turned up, I’m thinking they might not have scheduled it, it’s slipped through the system somewhere, or it’s an HR balls up, it’s always easy to blame wankers in HR

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Dear Sirs, I went to a considerable expense, prepared well and took time off to attend at your suggested time for my interview today at.... .
I was disappointed when nobody from the company turned up. Would it be possible for you to organise another time in the near future as I'm really interested in the position and would love an opportunity to meet you and discuss it. And £45 per hour would be acceptable in this instance.
Yours, ever so tidy,
Keef.

 

[Keef]

I’ve emailed the company from the other day,
To whom it may concern,
I’m emailing you to complement your company on the comfortable chairs in your interview room at (site name), the view out of the windows was good as well, I made full use of it and the seats during my hour + wait for members of staff to interview me for the vacancy of (insert vacancy) on Tuesday 19th October.

Unfortunately I cannot comment on the interviewing capabilities of your staff as no one turned up to see me, I’m quite happy to reschedule an appointment to assess the capabilities of said staff, if you wish to contact me, my contact details will be with someone on your HR staff.
Yours,
Etc.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

I’ve emailed the company from the other day,
To whom it may concern,
I’m emailing you to complement your company on the comfortable chairs in your interview room at (site name), the view out of the windows was good as well, I made full use of it and the seats during my hour + wait for members of staff to interview me for the vacancy of (insert vacancy) on Tuesday 19th October.

Unfortunately I cannot comment on the interviewing capabilities of your staff as no one turned up to see me, I’m quite happy to reschedule an appointment to assess the capabilities of said staff, if you wish to contact me, my contact details will be with someone on your HR staff.
Yours,
Etc.

I take it you decided against taking the position then...

 

[Kenny]

Show me how to say fuck your job without saying fuck your job

 

[Keef]

I’ve left it open for them to decide

 

[Sniffer]

It was an interview board of five, you’d think one would’ve turned up, I’m thinking they might not have scheduled it, it’s slipped through the system somewhere, or it’s an HR balls up, it’s always easy to blame wankers in HR

Was it to be the Home Secretary and now you’re in with a shot at being Prime Minister? Are you Stuart Anderson ?

 

[Keef]

If I was prime minister, it’d be a Iosep Djugashvilli type leadership, at least he had a five year plan

 

[Paul]

If I was prime minister, it’d be a Iosep Djugashvilli type leadership, at least he had a five year plan

You was going to murder 9 million people

 

[Keef]

I have a list,
Old etonians,
Tories ( same as above really)
Piers Morgan,
Nigel farage, for starters!

Kudos for knowing who I’m basing it on, unless you googled him

 

[Kenny]

Kudos for knowing who I’m basing it on, unless you googled him

Honestly thought Glasgow had hacked your account

 

[Keef]

I’ve no mates called taffy, chalky, paddy, jock and puffy, and there’s no racism, it’s really me, with a quite bad taste post.