New - The things that really annoy you

[Lycan]

Perfectly normal reason. Need a few days away .....no other reason. None, zero

Very curious now... Go on...

 

[Kenny]

Very curious now... Go on...

Its not that funny or odd to be honest.

A relative is celebrating a key birthday next week and I am expected to attend their party....which is fancy dress. Not in the mood for that shizzle so before I could confirm my attendance I booked a short holiday and unfortunately it clashed with the party, so I can no longer attend as I won't be in the Country at the time.

 

[Lycan]

Its not that funny or odd to be honest.

A relative is celebrating a key birthday next week and I am expected to attend their party....which is fancy dress. Not in the mood for that shizzle so before I could confirm my attendance I booked a short holiday and unfortunately it clashed with the party, so I can no longer attend as I won't be in the Country at the time.

Well fucking played.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Its not that funny or odd to be honest.

A relative is celebrating a key birthday next week and I am expected to attend their party....which is fancy dress. Not in the mood for that shizzle so before I could confirm my attendance I booked a short holiday and unfortunately it clashed with the party, so I can no longer attend as I won't be in the Country at the time.

You could have saved yourself a lot of hassle and cost and used the meeting as a reason not to go to the fancy dress party.....

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Mindless

Famous Sycamore Gap tree at Hadrian’s Wall found cut down

Police investigating after former tree of the year winner, estimated to be several hundred years old, felled

www.theguardian.com

 

[EpsomWolf]

Its not that funny or odd to be honest.

A relative is celebrating a key birthday next week and I am expected to attend their party....which is fancy dress. Not in the mood for that shizzle so before I could confirm my attendance I booked a short holiday and unfortunately it clashed with the party, so I can no longer attend as I won't be in the Country at the time.

In a similar vein I just had an invitation to my nephew’s wedding next year. In with the invite is a colour palette of 4 or 5 ‘approved’ colours. Jesus fucking Christ. I’m assuming that’s for the guests outfits, but bollocks to that. Want to quickly book a coincidental holiday but as the missus says my sister would be gutted, so no getting out of that I’m afraid.

That said, if I turn up at the door and someone offers a colour swatch up to the outfits before allowing us in they can get fucked.

 

[PuntsWolf]

Seems a bit unnecessary not to turn up to a close relatives wedding because your being dictated a tie colour?

 

[BillyDee]

Nephew is close relative?

 

[PuntsWolf]

Nephew is close relative?

Your sisters child?

 

[BillyDee]

Okay, I don't have any. I'd only consider immediate (parent, sibling, child) as close, but my frame of reference is limited.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

I'm hoping there's a fair bit of faux outrage from EW here, and that he'll be there sobing tears of happiness during the ceremony in his lilac suit.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

You've got to fight fire with fire here. If white is on the list then you rock up 1996 style.

 

[EpsomWolf]

Seems a bit unnecessary not to turn up to a close relatives wedding because your being dictated a tie colour?

Yeah, it’s a bit excessive and of course I’ll go, and I’m not exactly up to speed with modern weddings, and from the outside they all look a bit Facebooky staged to me and it just feels like that’s pushing the dress code a bit far

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Forgetting the suits, when have Redknapp's sunglasses EVER been fashionable!?

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Yeah, it’s a bit excessive and of course I’ll go, and I’m not exactly up to speed with modern weddings, and from the outside they all look a bit Facebooky staged to me and it just feels like that’s pushing the dress code a bit far

They're certainly getting more and more americanised and for the benefit of social media than they used to be.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Forgetting the suits, when have Redknapp's sunglasses EVER been fashionable!?

I've got that hair at the moment, it's not fashionable

 

[EpsomWolf]

I'm hoping there's a fair bit of faux outrage from EW here, and that he'll be there sobing tears of happiness during the ceremony in his lilac suit.

It better not be on a day Wolves are playing.

I mean, they’ll be mortgaged to the hilt, the children will be a disappointment, he won’t take her career seriously, he will have to give her a house and work until he’s 70.

Meanwhile Wolves will coast to a comfortable 2-0 win in the sunshine.

 

[Kenny]

You've got to fight fire with fire here. If white is on the list then you rock up 1996 style.

Josh Widdicombe did that for his (shite) trip to Wembley this year

 

[Lupo]

Forgetting the suits, when have Redknapp's sunglasses EVER been fashionable!?

I came across a picture (not literally) yesterday of me in the 1990s when I was trying to be all 'Oasis' and I couldn't believe the shades I was wearing on the mean streets of Manchester (I mean Bath)

 

[Dire Wolf]

Mindless

Famous Sycamore Gap tree at Hadrian’s Wall found cut down

Police investigating after former tree of the year winner, estimated to be several hundred years old, felled

www.theguardian.com

I just despair when some fucking dickhead thinks this is a funny thing to do. Such an iconic spot up here, I just don't understand why someone would do that.