Lettuce Liz then Tetchy Rish! and the battle to replace him

[Tredman]

Oh goody

BREAKING:

Rishi Sunak to announce mini-reshuffle tomorrow and is considering up major changes to Whitehall departments

He's replacing Nadhim Zahawi as Tory chair but some in govt think it's much more far-reaching

He's looking at refocusing Whitehall to reflect his priorities

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) February 6, 2023

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Titanic deckchairs

 

[BillyDee]

I’m not happy about that bit at the bottom of the page with the return train tickets being scrapped, you’ll have to buy 2 singles ( at an inflated price I bet) and buy with QR codes only, always a joy getting held up at the barrier because the E-tickets aren’t scanning, and I’ve never found a QR reader app that works consistently

Trial of scrapping train return tickets extended

The transport secretary will explain how tickets can be simpler for passengers in a speech on Tuesday.

www.bbc.co.uk

Hmm... So in theory a single will be half the price of a return, rather than a return being twice the price of a single, so it should be cheaper.
I am very sceptical though...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1622915370137919488

Strong and stable.

Watford have only had three managers in the last year.

 

[Kenny]

BREAKING: CCHQ announces Lee Anderson as deputy chairman of the Conservative Party pic.twitter.com/nHTmBXqepE

— Dominic Penna (@DominicPenna) February 7, 2023

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Very rare I will say this:

That's worse than when we announced Lage.

 

[Sniffer]

Has to be a wind up?

 

[Kenny]

Has to be a wind up?

Nope

👏 Welcome @LeeAndersonMP_ - our new Deputy Chairman of the @Conservatives pic.twitter.com/zXexdGqsGt

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) February 7, 2023

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Big fan of their "League Two club announcing a loan signing on deadline day" style.

 

[Sniffer]

 

[Kenny]

Big fan of their "League Two club announcing a loan signing on deadline day" style.

I hope they have done a goal celebration one. Every new policy or time he offends people with his dullard act we get a gif of him doing the fingers in ears or shushing celebration or maybe a twist on the Neves one "I don't think therefore I am a racist MP"

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I mean I know he's monumentally stupid, and pretends to support Wolves, and cries on Twitter if someone slags him off for voting against free school meals for starving kids, and blocks constituents* if they criticise him on Twitter and he spots it...but it does sum up what a useless cretin Stuart Sport R Troops Anderson is that he never gets even a sniff of a junior ministerial appointment on their billion "reshuffles" a year. Just hopeless.

Hope he comes doorknocking round here when it's GE time and I can laugh straight at his stupid square head.


*Not me! My missus. Which as those of you who have met her will know, is ridiculous as she's the most mild-mannered person in the world. She didn't even really have a go at him directly. He hasn't blocked me, but he never responds when I call him out for being a cunt.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

"Please don't hesitate to get in touch, unless you disagree with me and my cunt views, in which case fuck you."

I have to walk past that every single matchday. I really need to start remembering to carry a can of paint when I leave the house.

 

[Kenny]

Have to admire the understated shop frontage. Risky though as you could miss the shop unit when looking for him and not know where you need to throw your eggs

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Oh, and in a Lucy Allan style, he also likes to tell the press that he and his family have been threatened every now and then. Only there's no record of him ever reporting any of these threats to the police, and no sign of any threats on any of his social media.

I didn't live here in 2019. What on earth the residents were thinking voting him in I will never know. Despite living in South Staffs I used to get his Facebook posts thrown at me on my feed. They were monumentally awful both in messaging and style. Got that Saunders vibe of you only having to listen to him for 90 seconds to be able to conclude that he's a thundering moron.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I mean I know he's monumentally stupid, and pretends to support Wolves, and cries on Twitter if someone slags him off for voting against free school meals for starving kids, and blocks constituents* if they criticise him on Twitter and he spots it...but it does sum up what a useless cretin Stuart Sport R Troops Anderson is that he never gets even a sniff of a junior ministerial appointment on their billion "reshuffles" a year. Just hopeless.

Hope he comes doorknocking round here when it's GE time and I can laugh straight at his stupid square head.


*Not me! My missus. Which as those of you who have met her will know, is ridiculous as she's the most mild-mannered person in the world. She didn't even really have a go at him directly. He hasn't blocked me, but he never responds when I call him out for being a cunt.

Don't forget his law breaking!

Tory candidate got illegal dividend from firm that went bust

Stuart Anderson received £54,000 from Anubis Associates and repaid £2,000

www.theguardian.com

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

BREAKING: CCHQ announces Lee Anderson as deputy chairman of the Conservative Party pic.twitter.com/nHTmBXqepE

— Dominic Penna (@DominicPenna) February 7, 2023

They are full on trolling us now.

I enjoyed Good Law Project tweeting about Greg Hands appointment too...'we have quite the story about him'!

 

[Del Woppio]

Story's been passed to a newspaper who should be publishing it online later apparently

 

[Sniffer]

Could it be that they have found out what he was using his private e-mail address for at the time of the VIP PPE lanes?

 

[Del Woppio]

Is it just me or has Starmer completely wasted this PMQs? All the questions have basically been "Does the PM agree with me that Ukraine = good and Russia = bad, and would he like to take the opportunity to tell us all how amazing the government's response has been"