Hardest PL manager

[Keef]

There's foorage on the Internet of Roy telling a reporter to fuck off after a stupid question was asked after a match

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Ole is like the class weed

 

[The Bear]

There's foorage on the Internet of Roy telling a reporter to fuck off after a stupid question was asked after a match

Are you taking the piss?

No I wasn't trying to...

Well I think you are.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

I'd have Howe rock bottom.

Farke is an intriguing one, I've always imagined him playing the lead in my as yet unreleased Hamburg-based detective series Elbe Nights. Bit of a maverick.

 

[Tredman]

Being rude to a young tv reporter isn’t hard, it’s just being a cunt.

 

[Kenny]

Being rude to a young tv reporter isn’t hard, it’s just being a cunt.

A couple of players have said he was an angry bastard in the changing rooms at Liverpool. A million miles away from the guy you see when he is being interviewed on TV

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I'd have Howe rock bottom.

Farke is an intriguing one, I've always imagined him playing the lead in my as yet unreleased Hamburg-based detective series Elbe Nights. Bit of a maverick.

Farke is a roadie with Rammstein (some site mentioned this taking the piss out of the managers at the start of the season). He does all the pyros I reckon.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

A couple of players have said he was an angry bastard in the changing rooms at Liverpool. A million miles away from the guy you see when he is being interviewed on TV

A PROPERLY angry owl.

Terrifying.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Conflicted on Steve Bruce/Barnes. On the one hand he can take out kidnappers with a slide tackle, on the other he is a massive cabbage headed Mrs Doubtfire fat knacker.

I think I'd have him bottom five.

Not convinced by Hasenhüttl near the top. Austrians can't fight.

 

[Tony Towner]

Conflicted on Steve Bruce/Barnes. On the one hand he can take out kidnappers with a slide tackle, on the other he is a massive cabbage headed Mrs Doubtfire fat knacker.

I think I'd have him bottom five.

Not convinced by Hasenhüttl near the top. Austrians can't fight.

Bruce is a pussy. Barnes is a psycho nobody should fuck with [emoji3]

 

[The Bear]

Farke seems like the kind of guy who'd go around apologising for the war. Like in the Harry Enfield sketch.

 

[BillyDee]

You'd expect to do well in a toe to toe with Carlo.
But you'd wake up with your decapitated pet's head in your bed in the morning...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Carlo was a good player and pretty hard. I reckon he could handle himself but he'd resist for a while. Diplomacy first.

Nuno has to be up there though. He's pretty scary when he wants to be.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Mourinho wins BTW.

He'll cheat. Hire some thugs to beat the fuck out of fan favourite Dyche backstage.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

In boxing terms a good big un will beat a great little un!

Pearson is nuts. Genuinely mad stary stary eyes. Over 6ft and 100kg and he would pack a punch. Looks fit for his age too. Its a Shame big Duncan Ferguson wasn't still in charge. That would have been a shoe in. Nuno is a good size too and athletic. Klopp would have good reach and movement you would think.Bruce is too fat. Its Butterbean in a suit. His blood pressure would rocket too!

Roy, Ole,Arteta Howe Mourinho, Pep bottom six. You can imagine all of them getting a shoeing from a bully after school.

 

[Pablowolf]

Klopp would worry too much about protecting his teeth.

 

[Lupo]

Farke is a roadie with Rammstein (some site mentioned this taking the piss out of the managers at the start of the season). He does all the pyros I reckon.

The same one which had Dyche as the bouncer at a dodgy club which is pretty spot on!

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought of Pearson but then is he a bit of a bully who would come unstuck when faced with a thug like Dyche.

I think Ancelotti is way too low and Farke should be near the bottom, reminds me of the German character in League of Gentlemen