Good people of Britain...........PANIC

[FrankMunro-371]

Wales Gone

As long as Lincolnshire hasn't, then that is fine.....

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Wales Gone

Very good that. On the same footing as 'The Chive'.
Lots of amusing nonesense.
Perfect for Lunchtimes.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

As long as Lincolnshire hasn't, then that is fine.....

Oh I don't know Frank, apart from some decent sausages, what has Lincolnshire given the world?
Apart from being a 100 miles water break that prevents the sea washing into the Midlands.

 

[NorwayFB]

It looks nothing like him.....!

I always pictured him taller and very robust.

Anyways,give me back my weather please!I've nothing to complain about anymore! :shake:

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Me - tall and robust???????

I'm pissing myself at that!

Anyway, today's dose of wet and wild weather is on the way. Should hopefully be the last of it for a bit.

 

[NorwayFB]

Me - tall and robust???????

I'm pissing myself at that!

Yeah my powers of imagination are not great it seems. Langers didn't look anything like I imagined either.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I'm only 5 foot 10!

 

[Langers]

Langers didn't look anything like I imagined either.

Did you think I had goggly eyes and curly hair?

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Until I met people from TWF, I had no idea what they looked like. So whatever avatar they have tends to be how you think of people. And it was strange when I did meet some of them, they were actually semi - human......

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Langers didn't look anything like I imagined either.

Have you never seen the brilliant 'Who Are You' thread?
Pictures of most of us on there.

There's a photoshopped one of Penk looking really cool and satisfied in his 200 foot extended kitchen...

 

[Penk Wolf]

Until I met people from TWF, I had no idea what they looked like. So whatever avatar they have tends to be how you think of people. And it was strange when I did meet some of them, they were actually semi - human......

????

 

[Penk Wolf]

Have you never seen the brilliant 'Who Are You' thread?
Pictures of most of us on there.

There's a photoshopped one of Penk looking really cool and satisfied in his 200 foot extended kitchen...

Photoshopped, pah. When I met Interesting Dave he said, "I expected you to look photoshopped.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Photoshopped, pah. When I met Interesting Dave he said, "I expected you to look photoshopped.

See! That's exactly what I mean!

You're nowhere near as good looking in real life as you are in that photo..

Interesting remark from Dave though.
How can someone look photoshopped in real life?
I like that.

And don't be giving me bullshit about it's not your kitchen. I've been to your house, and... alright, it's very wide but maybe it's only a 100 foot long...

 

[Penk Wolf]

You're nowhere near as good looking in real life as you are in that photo..

Just remind me what Jane said!

 

[Wolf Hunting]

D'ya mean when she was packing her bag saying she was leaving me for you?
She told me her kitchen was smaller than yours...

 

[The Saturday Boy]

D'ya mean when she was packing her bag saying she was leaving me for you?
She told me her kitchen was smaller than yours...

Euphemism?

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Euphemism?

Well... Mine's lovely and wide and damned big if I do say so myself...

But Craig's is about 100' long!

 

[Parkins left foot]

After torrential rain all day (and working in a school with a load of small kids who haven't been able to be allowed outside much this week I'm bloody glad its half term now) the wind has really picked up.

House feels as if its being rocked on its foundations & I live in a bungalow & not on top of a hill so can't use height as an excuse.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Just getting a bit gusty here now. Nothing on Wednesday though.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Went to open the French door just now & almost broke my arm - wind really picking up now!