Ok, I've calmed down so here goes...
Ikeme: One good save, a couple of moments commanding his area but then stays at home at the vital moment and we concede. Clearly has no confidence in the defenders ahead of him!
Iorfa: Just looked out of sorts for large parts of the game. He had three really promising, attacking runs towards their box but didn't try one shot. Just put your laces through it! What's the worst that could happen?
Batth: Who are you and what have you done to the competent, if unspectacular, "basics" defender we used to have? Are you Dannys evil, West Brom supporting twin brother who has him locked away, here to cause as much damage as possible? Absolute rubbish again.
Doherty: Apparently he's good going forward...I'd take "good at stopping wingers crossing the ball across the face of the goal every five minutes" and doing basic "defender" stuff.
Van L.P: Now this one is a strange one. Really tried but most of what he did try turned to shit! Looks like a player who doesn't believe his team mates are any good so he has to do it all himself. It didn't work.
Coady: Meh, as the kids would say! One blood and thunder challenge in the 2nd half and lots of uninspiring huff and puff
McDonald: Drifted in and out of the game (with more out than in) but, I feel, really plays better with Price alongside him. Didn't do an awful lot is being kind.
Rowe: A "beige" player with a beige, ok performance. Didn't do too much wrong but drifted narrow too much and offered nothing in an "attacking winger" way. (because he isn't one)
Mason: Started brightly, scored a goal and ran around a lot.
Siggy; I felt sorry for him last night. 70 minutes of the ball being launched towards him, winning headers and no one getting on the end of them...Apart from himself a couple of times when he was the only one to chase the knock down!
SUBS;
Henry: Came on for Siggy and we pushed the shortest player we have up top and continued to launch high ball at him! Ran at the Bolton defense, caused problems and scored a goal. Impact sub, his new role
Saville; Came on for Rowe and we went even narrower down the left...Shocking substitution
Price: Came on for Mason and was told to play in the #10 position...Really? Have you lost your marbles Kenny? Fuck me! We immediately conceded.
Unused subs
McCarey (Keeper) Fair enough
Deslandes (Left Back) You know what one of those is, don't you Kenny? A defender who CAN play on the left of defense.
Byrne (#10/winger) Why put a winger on the left side when you can put a defensive central midfielder there?! Kenny is rapidly turning Byrne into the "unused saviour of Wolverhampton Wanderers" but seriously, he must of looked at that team that ended the game and thought "I give up"
LeFondre (Forward) You know Kenny...the kind of player who plays attacker! An actual forward not a winger thrown up there. He must be thinking the same as Byrne
So all in all, six hours in the car that was well worth the effort...Oh wait. At least the company in the car was good!