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Wolves 1-1 Sheff Utd Verdict

I always apologise and say thanks if I'm making a whole row get up and down.
 
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North Bank problems.

I was nearly set on fire by one of the muppets in my row last season and one of the guys behind thumped me right in the back of the head with a heavy homemade flag pole during one of the Europa League qualifiers.
 
I think the most annoying random I’ve ever experienced was a young lad - probably about 15 - directly behind me in the Billy Wright Upper. This was years ago so I don’t remember who we were playing, but he had to provide ‘advice’ or ‘suggestions’ to every player on the pitch for the entirety of the match. But it was stuff like “pass it”, “that’s it, overlap”, “go on, 1-2”.

I lasted about 60 minutes and then had to ask him (politely) to shut up. Even his dad looked relieved that someone had said something.
 
You never had the pleasure of listening to the bloke who used to sit behind me and Kenny in our north bank seats...
 
Old bloke. Looked like a very chubby Phil Spector.

And he would sit like some form of walrus and then just randomly shout out "touch" for no reason that the play seemed to suggest. This would happen every few minutes and then he would be silent while he waited patiently to randomly shout "touch" again. Rather weird.

Mind you, when we were in the South Bank the bloke behind us called Craddock "Socrates" every game. He thought it was so hilarious. Everyone else thought he was a colossal nob.
 
I had one of those blokes once. Commentating every passage of play with tactical bullshit advice.
 
I think the most annoying random I’ve ever experienced was a young lad - probably about 15 - directly behind me in the Billy Wright Upper. This was years ago so I don’t remember who we were playing, but he had to provide ‘advice’ or ‘suggestions’ to every player on the pitch for the entirety of the match. But it was stuff like “pass it”, “that’s it, overlap”, “go on, 1-2”.

I lasted about 60 minutes and then had to ask him (politely) to shut up. Even his dad looked relieved that someone had said something.

You told an excited young man, probably just getting into football, to shut up. Get you being all brave.

If I were his dad I'd have told you to fuck off.

I don't understand why people have to feel so superior as fans. I get that people are annoyed with folks getting up and down all the time, that's just annoying for everybody but people getting annoyed at what people say? Just ignore it as everybody supports how they want to.
 
You told an excited young man, probably just getting into football, to shut up. Get you being all brave.

If I were his dad I'd have told you to fuck off.
The lad's match day wasn't all bad, at least he didn't have a restricted view...
 
We used to have a guy sat near us in the old NB who, at every long ball/hoofed clearence, would shout:

"Even a 10 foot greyhound wouldn't catch that!"

His only variation was vs Pompey where he expanded his repertoire with :

"Stick that bell up your arse... *poignant pause* SIDEWAYS!"

Oh the hilarity...

Now I just have to put up with someone shouting "bounce" every time the ball is in the air (it's not LJ/Darlo either...)
 
One of the worst ones was constantly shouting "switch it" just because the guy on the far side was in 5 yards of space.
 
You told an excited young man, probably just getting into football, to shut up. Get you being all brave.

If I were his dad I'd have told you to fuck off.

I don't understand why people have to feel so superior as fans. I get that people are annoyed with folks getting up and down all the time, that's just annoying for everybody but people getting annoyed at what people say? Just ignore it as everybody supports how they want to.

You really are an odd chap :icon_lol:
 
What was odd about what Johnny wrote?
 
One of the worst ones was constantly shouting "switch it" just because the guy on the far side was in 5 yards of space.

You didn't happen to be in the SB around gg93? there was a guy that annoyed us for a few years shouting "switch it" and "wide" every 2 minutes. We nicknamed him the coach. He doesn't do it now but a lady constantly screams "FFS Jota" "F'in hell Wolves" and similar desperate pleas. I have no doubt she wants us to win but it gets up my nose (constant moaning).
 
You didn't happen to be in the SB around gg93? there was a guy that annoyed us for a few years shouting "switch it" and "wide" every 2 minutes. We nicknamed him the coach. He doesn't do it now but a lady constantly screams "FFS Jota" "F'in hell Wolves" and similar desperate pleas. I have no doubt she wants us to win but it gets up my nose (constant moaning).
No this was the North Bank back in the Championship.
 
Best to stop digging that hole Jinkerbelle.

Anything deeper than a puddle and you're going to struggle to get out.
 
Best to stop digging that hole Jinkerbelle.

Anything deeper than a puddle and you're going to struggle to get out.

Hey there, we're not bullies on here, certainly not when his disability is down to genetics.
 
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