The Things You Are HAPPY About Thread.

[James]

Cheers yankie, we got it for £430 and have put £100 in restoring it.

 

[PPB]

Waking up to excited feelings in your tummy because its an important matchday

Wish I could be there though.

 

[PPB]

I think there will be a little partying on the streets of Pittsburgh this evening ! Well done lads, you have made this old gal very happy today

 

[PPB]

Got Mr Penguin in a Wolves top , even though he's wearing a face like a smacked arse !

 

[Parkins left foot]

Got Mr Penguin in a Wolves top , even though he's wearing a face like a smacked arse !

Presume that he gave in for a quiet life!

 

[PPB]

Presume that he gave in for a quiet life!

A quiet life, and I promised him bacon n' eggs in the morning ! He's easily pleased !!

 

[Langers]

Had an amazing night last night to celebrate promotion. Even though Stourbridge town centre is a dump, after a few drinks when you're in a great mood, it really doesn't matter sometimes!

So nice to be able to post in here again.

 

[Mrs Tisi]

I like seeing the "p" next to Wolves name in the league table.

 

[lemonjelly]

Seeing a post from Mrs Tisi again.
How are you doing now Mrs Tisi? Well I hope!

 

[PPB]

The lovely lady who went to Canada last week, called at the British store, bought a load of stuff, and made up a hamper with it all for an Easter gift for me.

People's generosity , kindness and thoughtfulness .

 

[PPB]

Tickets for round 1, game 1 of the Play Offs

 

[Hamlet]

for everyone that watches Game of Thrones, you know exactly what I mean!

 

[PPB]

From tonight, the BBC America channel is now banned in our house

 

[PPB]

4 blokes arriving from Leeds UK and staying at ours ( auditors) 1 is a vegetarian, 1 is a smoker, all 4 are Leeds fans, and 2 are absolute nutters. We should get on fine

 

[PPB]

PS, oh and if anyone has any Leeds United jokes, rude , extremely rude or clean, please inbox me !

 

[Stan Hullis]

Try Leeds Wolf...

 

[PPB]

Good idea. I will blame you if he doesnt appreciate inboxed messages from strange women.

 

[leedswolf]

Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q: What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds United?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!
Q: What has 70,000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do normal people take an instant dislike to Leeds United?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It's five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhea
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Yes, I would like fries with that order!
Richard Branson calls the Leeds United Commercial Manager to see if they are in need of some sponsorship. Richard is thanked for his offer but LUFC management consider it inappropriate to wear the Virgin logo when they are getting f***ed every Saturday afternoon!!!
Q: What's the difference between Paul Robinson and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver only lets in four at a time.

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[PPB]

Q. What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a coconut?
A. One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q: What's the difference between a Pyromaniac and Leeds United?
A: A Pyromaniac wouldn't throw away all his matches!
Q: What has 70,000 arms and an IQ of 170?
A: Elland road every other Saturday.
Q: Why do normal people take an instant dislike to Leeds United?
A: It saves time.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: How can you tell when Leeds are losing?
A: It's five past three.
Q: What do you call a Leeds fan with many girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Q: What did Lee Bowyer say when he took a girl out for the night?
A: Fancy an Indian?
Q: What do you call 20 Leeds fans sky-diving?
A: Diarrhea
Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.
Q: What do you say to a Leeds United fan with a job?
A: Yes, I would like fries with that order!
Richard Branson calls the Leeds United Commercial Manager to see if they are in need of some sponsorship. Richard is thanked for his offer but LUFC management consider it inappropriate to wear the Virgin logo when they are getting f***ed every Saturday afternoon!!!
Q: What's the difference between Paul Robinson and a taxi driver?
A: A taxi driver only lets in four at a time.

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:ursofunny: Thank you so much Sir, these will go down a treat over dinner , or when they have had a few beers :icon_lol:

 

[Langers]

Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common?
A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them.

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