The things that I really, really like thread...

[PPB]

How Mr Penguin still thinks he's 18 in his head.

XxX

 

[PPB]

Today is the day we can have a bit of what we fancy and not feel guilty. Its National Junk Food Day.

 

[PPB]

3am this morning.

Mr Penguin - ' Sue, you awake? '

PPB - ' It depends '

Mr Penguin - ' I think I've got Poison Ivy on me bollocks '

PPB - ' What the hell do you want me to do about it? '

Mr Penguin - ' Will you have a look and put some cream on? '

:jpshakehead:

 

[Jolemai]

You two are made for each other.

 

[PPB]

You two are made for each other.

I think we are tbh. I don't think no one else would put up with me for 3 years let alone 30.

 

[PPB]

Jam sandwiches

 

[PPB]

Prime Lending Library.

When you walk outside and it smells like the seaside, like seashells and seaweed, but you dont live anywhere near the seaside. Weird.

 

[The Bear]

Jam sandwiches

I had cheese spread sandwiches last night. I felt like a 7 year old.

 

[PPB]

I had cheese spread sandwiches last night. I felt like a 7 year old.

I felt like a kid too, also because after i'd finished, I had a plate of crusts left!

Dairylea Spread on toast, love it.

 

[The Bear]

Dairylea Spread on toast, love it.

I'm 100% with you on that one.

 

[PPB]

Rummaging through a box and finding a ' Head Boy ' badge, and ' Senior Prefect ' badge, also Mr Penguins first ever dictionary.

They must be antiques by now.

 

[PPB]

One good thing about having horses for your nearest neighbours, they dont mind you skinny dipping at any time of the day.

One bad thing about having horses for your nearest neighbours,their shit really smells.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Susie, are the horses your neigh bours...

 

[PPB]

Susie, are the horses your neigh bours...

Frankie that's almost good enough for your joke thread

 

[PPB]

My horse joke reminded me theres only 155 days until Christmas.



Goodnight Wolves Forum

 

[Wolf Hunting]

One good thing about having horses for your nearest neighbours, they dont mind you skinny dipping at any time of the day.

One bad thing about having horses for your nearest neighbours,their shit really smells.

Wow!
Is the implication that these horss have shat in your pool?

 

[The Bear]

How did two horses get a mortgage?

 

[Paul]

They have a stable income ?

 

[Jolemai]

Fantastic.

 

[machin05]

They have a stable income ?

Paul just won the internet.