The things that I really, really like thread...

[PPB]

Better than how I got woke the other night.....a fucking massive spider walking across my face!!

Hubby got woke up the other night.... a fucking penguin sitting on his face!!

 

[Sniffer]

Hubby got woke up the other night.... a fucking penguin sitting on his face!!

Who was the Penguin with?

 

[PPB]

Who was the Penguin with?

Hubby couldn't ask, he'd got his mouth full.

 

[Langers]

FFS. Too much info.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Arrgggghhh.

Please for the love of God. I now cannot unsee what I have just read...

 

[PPB]

Sorry i'll stick to posting about goats teats in future

 

[ROVERT47]

Appleton Jamaica Rum with a drop of coke.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Hubby got woke up the other night.... a fucking penguin sitting on his face!!

SUSAN...!!!

 

[Parkins left foot]

Sorry i'll stick to posting about goats teats in future

Is this a follow on from the coyote piss & bulls bollocks threads from earlier - or are we in new territory :icon_question:

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Watching last night of the proms. Excellent as always.

 

[PPB]

Exactly 23 years ago I was sitting on a beach in Barbados sipping cocktails. The following morning I would be changing my name and my life

 

[SLA]

Exactly 23 years ago I was sitting on a beach in Barbados sipping cocktails. The following morning I would be changing my name and my life

And how has life been in witness protection?

 

[PPB]

And how has life been in witness protection?

:icon_lol: Interesting, and never a dull moment

 

[The Bear]

You used to be a man?!!

 

[PPB]

You used to be a man?!!

But I bet I can still aim a piss whilst standing as good as you though.

 

[PPB]

I was trying to get into a romantic mood here, reminiscing, and yam all just taking the piss :icon_lol:

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

I was trying to get into a romantic mood here, reminiscing, and yam all just taking the piss :icon_lol:

Its almost as though you've stumbled onto a football forum or something, instead of Women's Weekly...

 

[PPB]

Its almost as though you've stumbled onto a football forum or something, instead of Women's Weekly...

Well the way some of you go on it sometimes feels like Women's Weekly....

 

[PPB]

Just perfected an Angel's Tit.

That's a Cherry & Chocolate Cocktail and bloody lovely it is too.

 

[The Bear]

I love cherry. Sounds lush.