machin05
MURDERS BADGERS. PTG Dogsbody and Spreadsheet Mast
- Joined
- Apr 26, 2011
- Messages
- 33,847
- Reaction score
- 882
How anyone could watch Shane Long make a Horlicks of that chance vs Chelsea yesterday (and this is not an uncommon event with him) and think "yep, he's the man to lead the line for us in the Premier League" is beyond me.
He's 31 and has 5 goals in his last 59 league appearances.
"You know that Kevin Doyle of 2013/14?"
"The Irish international striker who lost all goalscoring instinct whatsoever and became involved in a weekly bout of competitive corner flag chasing?"
"Yes"
"I am aware of his work"
"That's you, that is"
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Marvellous 90s referencing, sir.