The Official FIFA World Cup 2022 Megathread

[Alan]

He's currently the guy who gets the "best" MLS match each weekend. I quite like him, and he does quite a job considering he has Taylor Twellman blabbering on next to him.

 

[Kenny]

Benzema out of the World Cup. Injured in training

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Blimey. That is seriously bad news for France.

 

[Tony Towner]

But good news for everyone else

 

[Alan]

He almost hurts to look at, my god.

 

[Tony Towner]

He almost hurts to look at, my god.

He has an outie, we are all flawed

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Very nice of my employer to announce those working from home on Monday can have lunch from 12.30 - 3 so we can watch the England game (those in the office will watch it on the TV's there)

Lovely gesture....I was watching it anyway but good to know I can now do it without pretending to be working

Really? I didn't know you actually had a job!! Same with lots of guys on here, you spend so much time on here I assumed most of you were... resting or unemployed, or retired.
Can't believe you actually have a job! Hilarious!

 

[Alan]

Really? I didn't know you actually had a job!! Same with lots of guys on here, you spend so much time on here I assumed most of you were... resting or unemployed, or retired.
Can't believe you actually have a job! Hilarious!

I believe the word you were looking for is “lazy”.

 

[AndyWolves]

I believe the word you were looking for is “lazy”.

I prefer efficient

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Overheard snatch of conversation at Kenny's Performance review...
So Kenny the upshot of what we've been discussing is we're gonna beef up your targets, shorten all of your time lines, restrict your internet usage and.... what's that, why are you resigning? You're taking this very badly, and..... oh you're leaving immediately?! Oh! there's more...? Ah right, I can shove the compensation money up my arse, is this all about restricting your internet usage?

 

[b3h]

Tonnes of sites are blocked at work and if you start going on something new it doesn't last long. Someone in IT has a TWF account. Or maybe it's Pogo

 

[Kenny]

Got a proper job October last year and got a promotion in August.

Either I am fucking ACE or their standards are unbelievably low




(it's the standards bit isn't it...)

 

[Kenny]

Overheard snatch of conversation at Kenny's Performance review...
So Kenny the upshot of what we've been discussing is we're gonna beef up your targets, shorten all of your time lines, restrict your internet usage and.... what's that, why are you resigning? You're taking this very badly, and..... oh you're leaving immediately?! Oh! there's more...? Ah right, I can shove the compensation money up my arse, is this all about restricting your internet usage?

TWF is blocked....but as I work from home it doesn't matter. Multitasking bastard that I am*



*lazy fuck that I am

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I believe the word you were looking for is “lazy”.

I have a high motivation threshold.

 

[Paul]

He has an outie, we are all flawed

That whole area is an 'outie' on me

 

[Alan]

Holy shit, those depictions of tribal peoples.

 

[Alan]

WHY IS MORGAN FREEMAN HERE

This World Cup is ruining my life

 

[Kenny]

Gary L probably getting arrested at FT then...

 

[Doctor Doog]

Has Ashley Williams got glitter in his beard?

 

[Kenny]

Langers Watch Part 1.

Early anger as England get coverage within 30 mins of the build up to the Qatar game.
Anger restrained a tad as it is the opening show of the Tournament. He won't so forgiving of this from the Senegal v Holland game tomorrow.