The Official FIFA World Cup 2022 Megathread

[The Bear]

My grandfather let the side down by driving Matilda’s round North Africa.

Mine too. He was a Desert Rat.

 

[Keef]

Mine too. He was a Desert Rat.

Did he shave in sand, and did a mess tin save his life? (If you’ve never seen dinnerladies this’ll mean nothing)

 

[sycophantia]

My grandad never even went to war, had to stay home making armaments.

 

[BillyDee]

My grandad never even went to war, had to stay home making armaments.

Still an important role. Mu grandad didn't go, he was a farmer and ARP warden.

 

[Langers]

We really need another goal. Preferably very very soon.

 

[Alan]

I know Kawashima isn’t great but he can’t be worse than this Gonda dude.

 

[AndyWolves]

Musiala looks decent, never heard of him before

 

[Tredman]

Musiala looks decent, never heard of him before

Should have been playing for England

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He's played 100 times for Bayern, not exactly under the radar.

 

[Kenny]

Musiala looks decent, never heard of him before

Job as a co-comms awaits you...

 

[Alan]

I hear he’s only 19.

 

[Langers]

Save of the tournament so far.

Followed immediately by miss of the tournament so far.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

That goal has been coming. Deserved it.

 

[Alan]

Suddenly it’s all Japan.

Get in!

 

[sycophantia]

Japan are gunna win this

 

[Johnny75]

I hear he’s only 19.

Ryan Musiala

 

[Del Woppio]

Oh my word

 

[Langers]

Fucking hell, that's a hell of a goal

 

[Johnny75]

Japan are gunna win this

Yes they are

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Ridiculously crap defending, what are they even thinking.