Jinky
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Preaching to the choir, my man. Always get stuck behind some tall idiot.Has there always been lots of arseholes at gigs or do I only notice it now that I am older and more easily annoyed by them?
Also, why is it that if, like me, you are a bit on the shorter side that as soon as the gig starts the world's tallest man pushes in and stands right in front of you?
I remember once, I was watching Local Natives in Oxford Academy (one of the few occasions I was at a gig with my Mrs and we were towards the front). A really tall bloke with dreadlocks and 4 plastic pints in a tray tapped me on my shoulder and asked if he could "get in front of you, man". I obviously said no. We were three rows from the front, squashed in like sardines - and even if there WAS room for him, he'd have completely blocked my view. He started to plee with me, saying his mates were just "up there and I've got their drinks" - he said they were further to the left and he promised he wouldn't block my view. So being the kind hearted soul I am, I let him through - only for him to immediately turn his back on me - pushing his sweaty, stinking dreadlocks in to my face - and essentially blocking the view of the entire stage.
As soon as the first beat dropped and the lights went off I emptied my near full pint of cheap lager on to his head and fucked off to the bar. One of the few occasions I had deliberately acted like a cunt but was left absolutely satisfied. Ended up getting back to the front about three songs in as well :icon_lol: