The Kids Thread

[Jolemai]

Endure?

It's no different from wiping your own bum or picking up after your dog.

 

[machin05]

That is certainly a fact.

#topbantz

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I've only had one bath poo incident and that was in the little baby bath rather than the actual bath so was easy to dispose of. All other incidents have occurred while I was at work.

Toddler poo's in the potty are bad. They are real breath holders and the size of them are scary! Thankfully Belle sits on the toilet for most of hers.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Yes, endure.

I have no choice but to clean up after my own mess, that's just life, unless I wish to shuffle through life smelling of stale shit. Anything on top of that however is optional, I don't really want to be messing with any more shit than is necessary so I'll opt out of the years of sorting out someone else's dirty arse on top of my own thanks.

 

[machin05]

I've only had one bath poo incident and that was in the little baby bath rather than the actual bath so was easy to dispose of. All other incidents have occurred while I was at work.

Toddler poo's in the potty are bad. They are real breath holders and the size of them are scary! Thankfully Belle sits on the toilet for most of hers.

I heard Bea proclaim to Em the poo she'd just done in the potty was like a "little wiggly worm" the other day. Moments to really cherish, right there.

 

[Langers]

Yes, endure.

I have no choice but to clean up after my own mess, that's just life, unless I wish to shuffle through life smelling of stale shit. Anything on top of that however is optional, I don't really want to be messing with any more shit than is necessary so I'll opt out of the years of sorting out someone else's dirty arse on top of my own thanks.

I think you've made your thoughts on parenthood rather clear TBH.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Sorry, I didn't really there was a quota per topic.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Has anyone else with kids found that their house has become infested with stickers? The fucking things are EVERYWHERE!

 

[Johnny75]

Has anyone else with kids found that their house has become infested with stickers? The $#@!ing things are EVERYWHERE!

I've found them on shoes, the Hoover, the dishwasher (that isn't my name for the wife to be) and even my little boss's head this morning.

People who buy my little girl stickers get this:

 

[Parkins left foot]

Beware that they don't grow out of stickers as they get older - found a load in various places round the house after our eldest visited & he was 19 at the time and had moved out!!

 

[Langers]

Oh god - stickers are a bloody nightmare. It gets worse as they approach the ages of about 3/4 when they get GLITTERY stickers. (I don't mean stickers with Gary Glitter on them - that would be too much). The bloody things get everywhere and they appear to be immune to a dustpan and brush.

 

[machin05]

Thankfully Bea is over her latest sticker phase. It's all about cars and colouring (or corouling, as she calls it) at the moment.

 

[Langers]

Sticker phases come and go. But frustratingly, they always return. Due to tossers buying them more bloody stickers.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

My daughter LOVES stickers. After posting about stickers yesterday I had a quick look around the house and even discovered stickers on the sink and on the iPad charger plug. They are ALWAYS stuck to the bottom of my socks too!

 

[ROVERT47]

Shopkins, massive at the moment.

 

[machin05]

Discipline issue, IMO

 

[PPB]

Beware that they don't grow out of stickers as they get older - found a load in various places round the house after our eldest visited & he was 19 at the time and had moved out!!

No they don't Parkin, especially girls. I'm 52 and still buy stickers! Although these days Im more careful where I stick em. I collect flower ones and put them in me sticker book. My kindle cover is covered in Wolves ones, and Mr Penguins lunch box is covered with cute penguins ( much to his dismay)

 

[Parkins left foot]

No they don't Parkin, especially girls. I'm 52 and still buy stickers! Although these days Im more careful where I stick em. I collect flower ones and put them in me sticker book. My kindle cover is covered in Wolves ones, and Mr Penguins lunch box is covered with cute penguins ( much to his dismay)

For your benefit PPB they were Christmas ones he had got in a cracker - we were still finding them in August the next year :icon_biggrin:

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Has anyone else with kids found that their house has become infested with stickers? The fucking things are EVERYWHERE!

I have a thing about stickers.... but rather the reverse!
I ALWAYS take them off when I buy something.
Can't understand how people buy a book and leave all the promotional stickers and the price stickers and the 'Buy 2 get the second half price' stickers on it.
Same with CD's. The artwork just covered over with advertising or promotional shit all over them.
Saw a woman kneeling the other day with the sale price stickers still on the soles of her fashionable high heels..
Went to a friends house on Sunday and there were about 4 or 5 of those little glass candle holders all over the place, each one had a nice scented candle burning and every one had a '€2' sticker on the outside.

 

[Premier Quality]

They are ALWAYS stuck to the bottom of my socks too!

Haha, I have the exact same problem with my 3 year olds stickers...