The Kids Thread

[MARKakaJIM]

Literally none of that sounds appealing, I think I'd be happier with a 30mph limit on the entire length of the A38 than I would with children.

 

[Langers]

This is pretty accurate...

http://www.likereallifeblog.com/2015/07/22/dinner-time-pre-kids-vs-post-kids/

That's very funny! :icon_lol:

Why is it in the Film Thread though? Were you trying to multitask whilst sorting out 2 infants?

 

[machin05]

This is pretty accurate...

http://www.likereallifeblog.com/2015/07/22/dinner-time-pre-kids-vs-post-kids/

Ha ha! I totally empathise with the Dad being stuck in traffic, btw

(Wrong thread, perhaps though?)

 

[Johnny75]

Very funny, I might have had a few of those 'texts' from the missus over the last few months.

 

[Sniffer]

Bath time is normally my job in the evenings and the dangerous floaters are the stuff of nightmares!

 

[Langers]

I'm currently experiencing the busiest week of the year as it's graduation time, and I have to do all of that on my tod as well as slog away at work - very bloody tiring!

Agree about the rogue floaters. Their appearance is like that scene from Jaws when Brody is throwing the chum into the sea when suddenly, the monster emerges.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

That's very funny! :icon_lol:

Why is it in the Film Thread though? Were you trying to multitask whilst sorting out 2 infants?

Ha ha! I totally empathise with the Dad being stuck in traffic, btw

(Wrong thread, perhaps though?)

Yeah, I may have put this in the wrong thread...oops! I blame a lack of sleep.

 

[Langers]

Moved them for you.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Ta, Langers.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I think my wife must have had a day like that yesterday. I walked in to be greeted by a crying 3 year old, a whinging baby and a wife that looked like she wanted to kill the entire population of the human race!

 

[machin05]

I find that's the best time to whinge about "Sharon from accounts" and how annoying it was thast they had run out of falafel in the cantreen.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

:icon_lol:

She'd kill me. I think she would actually stab me with a kitchen knife.

 

[machin05]

:icon_lol:

 

[PPB]

Literally none of that sounds appealing, I think I'd be happier with a 30mph limit on the entire length of the A38 than I would with children.

To me neither. I think I'd be happier plucking every hair out of my body with tweezers than I would with my own children. Some people are born for the role of parenthood, some adapt and love it, then theres me and Mark. Couldn't be doing with all the mumsy stuff, i'd have very little patience,them getting plastered in food would annoy me, trying to potty train would wear me out, all the crying, the crying would go through me like nails on a blackboard. Then there's the floaters in the bath, this I could cope with. Believe me when you have cared and bathed the elderly after eating sprouts and stuffing as a job, then a little kids poo in the bath really is childs play.

Don't get me wrong, I do like some kids, the kind you can give back after about 3 in the afternoon.

 

[The Bear]

This is pretty accurate...

http://www.likereallifeblog.com/2015/07/22/dinner-time-pre-kids-vs-post-kids/

Sounds like my idea of hell.

 

[machin05]

I think we've had a maximum of 3 bath poos in 3 years. It's not that common a problem to deal with.

 

[Jolemai]

This is pretty accurate...

http://www.likereallifeblog.com/2015/07/22/dinner-time-pre-kids-vs-post-kids/

That is excellent. The part about being stuck in traffic is spot on too...

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I think we've had a maximum of 3 bath poos in 3 years. It's not that common a problem to deal with.

Sounds about 3 too many for my liking.

 

[machin05]

Yeah, I don't think anyone likes it!

 

[MARKakaJIM]

But some are willing to endure it.