Tyrannosaurus Dan
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I should hope you're kitchen is in better nick than that...it only has one tap for a start!
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Mixer tap 'innit' - anyway the little one is standing in front of the other tap. Sink's in better nick than mine, though my kitchen is ready for some remedial work.
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You clearly overestimate my abilities! It's just an old sink off eBay, if she wants water in it she can use a watering can! She loves it though and I'm gonna grab some plywood from work and add a back to hang pans on and put some shelves underneath.
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I'm pleased to see Arlo becoming a bookworm already...
He takes after his sister who insists on taking books to bed with her every night even after she's had her bedtime stories.
He takes after his sister who insists on taking books to bed with her every night even after she's had her bedtime stories.
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When Susie has her mid day snooze, if she wakes up before I go get her, she's always sat on her bed with the bedside light on looking at her favourite books.
That said, she spends her first 30 mins of the day next to me in bed, looking at my phone or using the tablet to go into Youtube and invariably watch some Polish bird unwrapping Kinder Eggs!
Hundreds of them!
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My wife having a conversation with a Granny in the park:
Granny: 'He's lovely, what's his name?'
Wife: 'He's called Arlo'
Granny: 'Zorro?'
Wife: 'Arlo'
Granny: 'Marley?'
Wife: 'Arlo. With an A'
Granny: 'Carlo?'
Wife: 'ARLO!'
Granny: 'Oh Arlo. Such unusual names...'
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Granny: 'He's lovely, what's his name?'
Wife: 'He's called Arlo'
Granny: 'Zorro?'
Wife: 'Arlo'
Granny: 'Marley?'
Wife: 'Arlo. With an A'
Granny: 'Carlo?'
Wife: 'ARLO!'
Granny: 'Oh Arlo. Such unusual names...'
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Hannah's Gran is the best (she's 94 bless her). So far she's called him Barlow and Antonio!
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Susie has started using my christian name!
Susie, "Daddy..."
Me, "hmmm?
Susie, "DADDY!"
me, "Hmmm?" somewhat carelessly.
Susie, "ROY!!"
That got my attention and made Jane fit to burst!
Susie, "Daddy..."
Me, "hmmm?
Susie, "DADDY!"
me, "Hmmm?" somewhat carelessly.
Susie, "ROY!!"
That got my attention and made Jane fit to burst!
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Bea did this over the weekend :icon_lol: I'd made some kind of poo joke which Emily took exception to with nothing more than a gasp and sharp intake of breath. Bea then proceeded to exclaim "Will...y....am!" - it was like hearing themissus say it!
Emily and I were in absolute stitches, which confused Bea, but she started just laughing at us laughing, which made us laugh even more, ad infinitum....
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Your wife doesn't like poo jokes? That's part of the fun of having a 3 year old!
Belle has called me Dan before too. Hannah was shouting 'DAN!' downstairs to get my attention and Belle started copying and shouting 'DAN!' at me. Hannah thought it was hilarious so now everytime she hears Hannah shout my name she keeps doing it too (much to my annoyance!)
Belle has called me Dan before too. Hannah was shouting 'DAN!' downstairs to get my attention and Belle started copying and shouting 'DAN!' at me. Hannah thought it was hilarious so now everytime she hears Hannah shout my name she keeps doing it too (much to my annoyance!)
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That video won't load on my computer but I already know what it'll be!
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Looking after my Granddaughters for the day, Grandma's working, so it's Kids Funworld for a couple of hour's, run themselves silly while Grandad catches up on Sharpe's latest escapade, then MacDonald's.
You never lose those parenting skills.
You never lose those parenting skills.
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We have a dog called Fitz.
Susie can't do 'Fitz', so she calls him 'Dit Dit' (No idea why)
Now it's progressed to Dits, or Tits....
After hearing us giving him commands here and there, last night she suddenly pointed to him and said, "Tits... shit!"
Fortunately he didn't, but he did sit down.
Quite funny.
Funnier by far was the look of shock on Grandma's face...
Susie can't do 'Fitz', so she calls him 'Dit Dit' (No idea why)
Now it's progressed to Dits, or Tits....
After hearing us giving him commands here and there, last night she suddenly pointed to him and said, "Tits... shit!"
Fortunately he didn't, but he did sit down.
Quite funny.
Funnier by far was the look of shock on Grandma's face...
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This is pretty accurate...
http://www.likereallifeblog.com/2015/07/22/dinner-time-pre-kids-vs-post-kids/
http://www.likereallifeblog.com/2015/07/22/dinner-time-pre-kids-vs-post-kids/
