The January 2025 Transfer Thread

[Elephant Pyjamas]

I think it was a superb gesture by the club. It’s a shame it’s gone tits up since.

It was, and Mario has pissed all over it, and the fact he got POTS last season, pissed on that as well.

Does he really need to rush through a deal to go to fucking Saudi!? It's not as if Man City are in for him!

Could he not wait 5 months and give his all to help keep us up first?

Especially in the "best league in the world", of course he could! But instead he's giving us the finger.

 

[Tony Towner]

It was, and Mario has pissed all over it, and the fact he got POTS last season, pissed on that as well.

Does he really need to rush through a deal to go to fucking Saudi!? It's not as if Man City are in for him!

Could he not wait 5 months and give his all to help keep us up first?

Especially in the "best league in the world", of course he could! But instead he's giving us the finger.

Agreed and I'm sure in the next couple of weeks Keen and Judah will do one of their what really happened which we were too spineless to report at the time pieces.

 

[Carsy]

It was, and Mario has pissed all over it, and the fact he got POTS last season, pissed on that as well.

Does he really need to rush through a deal to go to fucking Saudi!? It's not as if Man City are in for him!

Could he not wait 5 months and give his all to help keep us up first?

Especially in the "best league in the world", of course he could! But instead he's giving us the finger.

Articulated better than I did.

What he said

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885032926045257960

 

[Bertiewolf]

Who??

 

[Jinky]

Who??

Thomas Thiesson Kristensen, mate. Says it right there in the tweet.

 

[Lupo]

Don't worry anyway, says 'nothing advanced' which is short for 'you'll never hear him mentioned again'

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885030550068441185

 

[AndyWolves]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885032926045257960

They're going to sign one player with three names and pretend it's three different people

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885030550068441185

This sounds about right. We piss about for days on end and Juve sweep in to take him from right under our noses. We end up with the tall Danish lad (or no one) who is was probably waaaaaaay down the bottom of our list of targets at the start of the month.

 

[prawnking]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885032926045257960

So we've probably got the hint that Danso is a no go and have just looked at what names are on other people's radars and are now pretending to be 'interested' in them.

Seen this too many times now

 

[Kenny]

In an odd kind of way I love this time of the year - the rage that builds in people is just great entertainment....especially when someone pops a 50p in the Jinky

 

[Kenny]

Errrmmmm....beaten by a cheapo loan bid unless Fab has missed some digits

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885045869893845429

 

[prawnking]

Shocking development

 

[Kenny]

Shocking development

It makes no sense unless there is an obligation to buy.
Ignoring our involvement it's gone - Not for Sale - ok €26m + extras - ah fuck it, have him on loan for a few quid

 

[Jinky]

Errrmmmm....beaten by a cheapo loan bid unless Fab has missed some digits

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885045869893845429

It’s over.

And so is our stay in the Premier League. Impossible to stay up with this much incompetence running through the club from top to bottom.

 

[prawnking]

Never mind, there's always Laurence Llewellyn Bowen or whatever that Danish lad was called

 

[Tony Towner]

Presumably this is what Juve offered

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885035672009949500

 

[Kenny]

Presumably this is what Juve offered

https://twitter.com/x/status/1885035672009949500

Makes sense now.

End result still as expected when we announced our confidence in getting it done.

 

[Lupo]

Our recruitment is so shit even FabRom (Manu) and Percy (Danso) are getting caught out with their bombs now