The Incoming Transfers Everywhere Thread: Summer 2023

[The Bear]

Spurs are desperate for a LCB, particularly one that is used to playing in a back three. I could see it happening. £30m please.

Don't forget English player tax on top. £40m please.

 

[Kenny]

Not really new news, but...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1661843817069158425

We simply remind them we are skint and they will lower the asking price. Easy.


Next...

 

[Jolemai]

That only works for Barcelona when they want something from us.

 

[Tony Towner]

Must be a Spanish thing

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1662034468733853698

Probably a lazy link.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

He's terrible, no thanks.

 

[Del Woppio]

I don't think I'd be devastated with that tbh. Always going to be a tough ask to get in ahead of Benzema, and his goal record is actually more like 1 in 2 when you look at his minutes with Real's first team and Lyon. If we're skint, he seems as good as you're going to get on a freebie.

I've never seen him play though so that's just looking at numbers on trnasfermarkt, he might be absolute shit

 

[Quirkafleeg]

He's terrible, no thanks.

Just waiting for Lycan to rock up and stick a firework up Dan's ass..

 

[Wolvensam]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1662034468733853698

Probably a lazy link.

Julen doesn't want players from Madrid or Barca!

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

He's terrible, no thanks.

I see DW has his out of office reply on.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

If you want the centre forward version of Jesus Vallejo then knock yourself out...

 

[Langers]

If you want the centre forward version of Jesus Vallejo then knock yourself out...

Directly responsible for at least 1 goal a game?

I'm on board with that.

 

[Lycan]

Just waiting for Lycan to rock up and stick a firework up Dan's ass..

Don't think I've ever seen him play tbh Quirk!

 

[The Bear]

Looks a bit cumbersome on the ball but a half decent finisher. He's only had one prolific season with Lyon though. Never got above 3 goals since.

 

[Carsy]

Looks a bit cumbersome on the ball but a half decent finisher. He's only had one prolific season with Lyon though. Never got above 3 goals since.

He’ll fit right in then

 

[Jinky]

He’s 29, been at Real Madrid since 2016 (obviously been out on loan) and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen him play 1 minute of football.

 

[Carsy]

He’s 29, been at Real Madrid since 2016 (obviously been out on loan) and I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen him play 1 minute of football.

Know nothing about him apart from football manager…

If Lop has a say in transfers which we are lead to believe he does, I guess you’d back him if we do sign him?

 

[Keef]

Could it be possible that he’s at the same level of rubbish as Raul was at Benfica?
Lots were saying he wasn’t worth buying as he’d done nothing, worked out ok in the end

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Could it be possible that he’s at the same level of rubbish as Raul was at Benfica?
Lots were saying he wasn’t worth buying as he’d done nothing, worked out ok in the end

Nothing like the same kind of profile.

 

[Alan]

I'd love to have a Dominican in the team.

But I'd love it even more if said Dominican was actually any good.

Pass.