The " Honey I'm home and I'm bloody starving , what's for dinner " Thread.

[Kenny]

 

[lemonjelly]

With mint sauce I hope.

Not a fave of mine PPB. I had extra peas, roasters, and stuffing though!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I've just been told that the wife can't give me a lift home tonight as she is firing up the BBQ so it looks like I've got burgers & hot dogs for dinner tonight! Usually the BBQ is my territory but as I'm at work then she is in charge of lighting it today, although I will have to take over and randomly prod the charcoal (not a euphemism) when I get home.

 

[machin05]

A woman, lighting a BBQ?! Now I've seen everything....

 

[The Bear]

Shouldn't be allowed IMO.

 

[visage]

They'll be wanting the vote next....

 

[machin05]

Who'll prepare the salad that no one will eat???

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It's going to be, at best, 15 degrees by teatime tonight :icon_lol:

I bet there are people loping about in shorts today as well, got to love British people's instant reaction to the slightest hint of a bit of sun.

 

[visage]

*puts trousers back on*

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

A woman, lighting a BBQ?! Now I've seen everything....

What can I say? We're an alternative family (plus, it means we get to eat an hour earlier as it'll be ready by the time I get home).

It's going to be, at best, 15 degrees by teatime tonight :icon_lol:

I bet there are people loping about in shorts today as well, got to love British people's instant reaction to the slightest hint of a bit of sun.

Doesn't have to be hot to have a BBQ, pleasant & dry is good enough for me. Plus it gets the kids outside in the garden. We're only having one because our neighbour did yesterday and the wife's copying! I won't be wearing shorts though.

My dad's one of these people that gets carried away with the slightest bit of sun. I bet he's sitting in the garden with his top off as we speak!

 

[Stan Hullis]

There is alternative and then there is the downright scandalous

 

[The Bear]

It's going to be, at best, 15 degrees by teatime tonight :icon_lol:

I bet there are people loping about in shorts today as well, got to love British people's instant reaction to the slightest hint of a bit of sun.

This is something that winds me up more than it should. People at work who'll sit on the park bench we have outside the canteen "because the sun's out". Yeah go and sit in it and increase your risk of skin cancer just for the sake of it.

There's also a delivery driver who wears shorts until November and then puts them on again in February, or the first nice day we have after January.

It just winds me up! I never have understood people's desire to go and sit in it just because it's sunny. Fair enough if you're out doing something and you have a reason to be outside.

 

[The Bear]

..

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

There is alternative and then there is the downright scandalous

Should I just hand in my manhood now? At least it'll save me from my doctor's appointment about getting the snip!

 

[PPB]

Whilst I am just a mere woman, and even though I am more than capable of lighting the bbq and even manage to cook my eats to perfection, I often tend to leave this to a male to do, whilst I prepare the more complicated side dishes . I mean, what is really difficult about tossing a sausage ? Also, it doesnt have to be hot to have a bbq. We leave ours covered outside all of the year and do steaks on it in all weathers. Just beccause I have a bbq say in Nov doesnt mean to say I have to actually sit out to eat the bbq! Or maybe this is just a Yank custom I have adopted

 

[Del Woppio]

This is something that winds me up more than it should. People at work who'll sit on the park bench we have outside the canteen "because the sun's out". Yeah go and sit in it and increase your risk of skin cancer just for the sake of it.

There's also a delivery driver who wears shorts until November and then puts them on again in February, or the first nice day we have after January.

It just winds me up! I never have understood people's desire to go and sit in it just because it's sunny. Fair enough if you're out doing something and you have a reason to be outside.

That's just weird! Sunshine is amazing.

Food tastes nicer
Drinks taste crisper
Skin feels better
I feel sexier
Golf balls go further
Kids are happier
Dresses are shorter
Days are longer

Summer \0/

Youldboy:

 

[Del Woppio]

Should I just hand in my manhood now? At least it'll save me from my doctor's appointment about getting the snip!

There's nothing wrong with letting one's wife light the bbq. Just make sure the purse she keeps your balls in is away from naked flame.

 

[PPB]

This is something that winds me up more than it should. People at work who'll sit on the park bench we have outside the canteen "because the sun's out". Yeah go and sit in it and increase your risk of skin cancer just for the sake of it.

There's also a delivery driver who wears shorts until November and then puts them on again in February, or the first nice day we have after January.

It just winds me up! I never have understood people's desire to go and sit in it just because it's sunny. Fair enough if you're out doing something and you have a reason to be outside.

Maybe those people on the park bench just want to get out from the workplace for half an hour, get some fresh air, and take the opportunity when they can cos tomorrow it could well be pissing down ...again.

I would really wind you up then Bear! I will be the first to admit it, I love the sun.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

There's nothing wrong with letting one's wife light the bbq. Just make sure the purse she keeps your balls in is away from naked flame.

:icon_lol:

 

[PPB]

That's just weird! Sunshine is amazing.

Food tastes nicer
Drinks taste crisper
Skin feels better
I feel sexier
Golf balls go further
Kids are happier
Dresses are shorter
Days are longer

Summer \0/

Youldboy:

Exactly Del

Laundry is less
I look better
Everyone appears happier
Everywhere looks pretty
I get to swim
Picnics
Drunken Pool parties
Etc etc etc.