The Goggle Box Thread

[Langers]

This one is fucking brilliant.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

father, what is the church's attitude to fellatio?

Fucking genius!!!!

 

[Langers]

Here comes Kenny's bit....

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

If Heathcote is like this, J9 is going to commit genocide

 

[Langers]

I'm saving the Father of the Bride bit for when Alice gets married.

 

[Kenny]

If Heathcote is like this, J9 is going to commit genocide

I have about 50 different speeches for your "do". Fuck knows what I am going to do. Every thing I know about you is funny......for about 6 of the guests. The other 90 are going to wondering what the fuck I am talking about

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Oh how I wish I had a daughter just to nick this speech

 

[Langers]

I have about 50 different speeches for your "do". Fuck knows what I am going to do. Every thing I know about you is funny......for about 6 of the guests. The other 90 are going to wondering what the fuck I am talking about

Paddy is the dream groom for a best man. The hardest thing must be to condense the speech into less than 3 hours.

 

[Kenny]

Paddy is the dream groom for a best man. The hardest thing must be to condense the speech into less than 3 hours.

He is a bloody nightmare.

I have half a speech to do as I am sharing duties with his brother.

 

[Langers]

What the fuck?! They cut the last two sketches!!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

And left in the shakespeare actor one which is very weak.

at least indian waiter was there.

did they have "frankly, if your son wasn't dead I'd have him expelled?"

 

[Langers]

I love the Shakespeare one!

Yes - they had Fatal Beatings. Classic.

Can't believe they cut the last one.

 

[Del Woppio]

I've just got Netflix, bloody hell there's loads of stuff on there. A load of yank progs that I've never heard of, what shall I watch?

 

[Templeton Peck]

Anyone seen 'Parents' on Sky 1? Features very slight acquaintance of mine and Wolves fan Darren Strange. Been surprisingly decent thus far.

 

[Del Woppio]

Yeah, it's a pleasant enough watch. Not ground breaking, but certainly has its moments.

Anybody who likes New Girl will also like Whitney; again quite funny.

 

[The Bear]

I really like New Girl, but Whitney looks soul-crushingly, knuckle-gnawningly unfunny.

 

[The Bear]

I've just got Netflix, bloody hell there's loads of stuff on there. A load of yank progs that I've never heard of, what shall I watch?

I've just had a look for you.

Breaking Bad, Dexter and Heroes are the ones I'd recommend.

 

[Del Woppio]

It's nowhere near as bad as the adverts make out. If you want soul-crushingly, knuckle-gnawningly unfunny, try "how to be a gentleman". Jesus.

I'll check those out, cheers. My mate raves about Arrested Development too, so there's plenty to keep me occupied for £6 per month.

 

[PabloWolfo]

I've just got Netflix, bloody hell there's loads of stuff on there. A load of yank progs that I've never heard of, what shall I watch?

Is there a list of what's available that i can take a look at?

 

[The Bear]

Breaking Bad is the main one to check out. It can often be quite slow moving but it's good.