The Goggle Box Thread

[Tredman]

Fucking Masterchef, is it ever not on TV?

Masterchef the professionals, Masterchef for normals, Masterchef for kids, Masterchef for annoying wankers from grimsby.

 

[Paul]

Never seen 'Fucking Masterchef' ?? Is it Gregg Wallace asking "how you going to do her ?" "Well I'm going to start at the top Greg and work my way down whilst she's covered in an Asian Black Bean sauce"

If it helps it seems like there's a new Mel & Sue comedy programme on soon ?

 

[Tredman]

'Fucking Materchef' would be some weird mother thing?

Anyway he apparently gets really annoyed if you don't give him the full amount of 'g's in Gregg.

 

[Tony Towner]

Never seen 'Fucking Materchef' ?? Is it Greg Wallace asking "how you going to do her ?" "Well I'm going to start at the top Greg and work my way down whilst she's covered in an Asian Black Bean sauce"

If it helps it seems like there's a new Mel & Sue comedy programme on soon ?

It's already on. I dare you to make it to episode two

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Masterchef is fucking ace.

Peasants

 

[Jabbawolf]

Masterchef is fucking ace.

Peasants

I’m with Paddy, though only for the amateur chef version.

 

[Pablowolf]

Masterchef is the absolute worst.

It's the Mrs Brown's Boys of food shows.

 

[Tredman]

Can’t wait for ‘Masterchef - the peasants’ to be on BBC every time I switch the tv on.

 

[sycophantia]

Just another cooking show........ffs its just a bit of cooking

 

[Tredman]

Best thing about Masterchef is this pops up on twitter when it’s on:

 

[Johnny75]

Asking somebody for something and not getting their name right isn't likely to get what you want.

Social media really brings out the worst in people.

 

[Kenny]

Asking somebody for something and not getting their name right isn't likely to get what you want.

Social media really brings out the worst in people.

It really does Jon

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Greg(g) Wallace is a fucking gimp. An overblown greengrocer.

 

[Paul]

A bit 'greengrocerist' there aren't you ??

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Just taking a break from baldism, I never mentioned that he looks like an egg.

 

[Johnny75]

It really does Jon

Quite right Stew

 

[Kenny]

Wanker...

 

[visage]

Just taking a break from baldism, I never mentioned that he looks like an egg.

An eg, surely?

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

You're wasted on here, my friend.

 

[visage]

Often, yes.