The Football News Thread 2017/18 - everything not Wolves

[Langers]

Well it made me laugh.

Don Goodman and Steve Bull's anecdotes were awesome when I saw them in the summer. Don't really care if they're true or not if they're funny!! (Which Dean Saunders' clearly wasn't, I hasten to add).

 

[Kenny]

The next TV deal for the Prem will include games kicking off at 7.45pm on a Saturday

 

[Dublin Drummer Wolf]

Watching the highlights of Sporting Lisbon's game last night, and just realised the team they were playing - Famalicão, are staying in the same hotel as me. Saw them all in their FCF tracksuits at breakfast this morning!

 

[SSB]

Seems Leeds fans aren’t too happy about the new “matchday experience”

https://t.co/ilXRSiDozO

 

[Lycan]

The keeping in the Sunderland vs Millwall game is truly spectacular.

 

[Langers]

Yeah that's well funny - but I think it's beaten by the miss in the Cardiff v Brentford game. Truly unbelievable!

 

[Kenny]

Yeah that's well funny - but I think it's beaten by the miss in the Cardiff v Brentford game. Truly unbelievable!

Was just about to post about that. Staggering miss and it should have made the score 1-1.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Was just about to post about that. Staggering miss and it should have made the score 1-1.

just seen it. Why didn't he tap it into the empty net.

 

[Parkins left foot]

just seen it. Why didn't he tap it into the empty net.

Getting himself ready for a starring role on the Ch 5 show - did but for the wrong reason

 

[Kenny]

In a bit of What the Fuck News...West Ham fans have been urged to stop calling 999 after they lose

 

[Lupo]

Amanda Staveley's PCP Capital Partners table a bid in the region of £300m for Newcastle

 

[Alan]

In a bit of What the $#@! News...West Ham fans have been urged to stop calling 999 after they lose

Please tell me that's not Britain's police hotline number.

 

[Tony Towner]

I can't, because it is. Well it the emergency services number akin to 911

 

[lemonjelly]

Jesus fucking H christ, I thought this was another of kennys famous wind ups.
Its fucking true!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-42054350
where's the fucking facepalm smiley again?

 

[Kenny]

kennys famous wind ups.
?

The fuck did anything I do become "famous"?

 

[machin05]

https://twitter.com/FootySuperTips/status/933122666164379649

 

[Johnny75]

Fair play this must've been a good day for Ryan Colclough.

Scores two goals and off to see his son born still in his kit.

Edit: Ninja'd by Machin

 

[Nando]

We had him on trial for a while a couple of years back I seem to recall.

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42077273
Sevilla coach confirms a recent diagnosis of cancer. Quite a 24 hours for him!

 

[Wombat del combate]

Apparently he told the team at half-time. Quite the motivational speech: 'Lads, you were shit. Three-nil after 45 minutes? Shocking. Go out and make it respectable. By the way, I've got cancer,'