The Football News Thread 2014/15 - Everything not Wolves News Related

[Kenny]

Paul Scholes joins the BT Sport pundit team

 

[Kenny]

David Gold has blamed jet-lag for a social media mistake that suggested he wanted to see Sam Allardyce leave West Ham.

The things you say when you are a bit sleepy....

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Of course they want him out :icon_lol: They just don't want to pay him the ludicrous payout he'd be due after they lamped him on a stupid contract when they hired him and would much rather he jumped (he won't, the big stubborn bastard. He knows this is the best gig he's ever going to get from here on in and he still thinks of himself as a managerial genius). They couldn't be more blatant about it, explicitly asking him to play open attacking football or else is a bit like telling Chiles he'll get the tin tack if he doesn't learn sharpish how to read an autocue.

 

[NorwayFB]

Carlos Tevez's adoptive father's been kidnapped for ransom in Argentina.

 

[NorwayFB]

Tevez got on a plane and the kidnappers immediately released the dad.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Premier League have done a U-turn and they are going to use the vanishing spray this season after all.

 

[Kenny]

Now just need the players to learn to stand behind it and not 3 yards in front

 

[Freddeno]

Premier League have done a U-turn and they are going to use the vanishing spray this season after all.

good news that

 

[andyc225]

There will be a limited trial of the vanishing spray in the JPT this year for Football League clubs. I can't understand why they need to trial it though, it clearly does the job it's intended to.

 

[machin05]

Probably a trial to see if the refs that far down the tier are competent enough to use an aerosol can.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Probably a trial to see if the refs that far down the tier are competent enough to use an aerosol can.

Referee's in the JPT will all be level one referees.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Probably a trial to see if the refs that far down the tier are competent enough to use an aerosol can.

Referee's in the JPT will all be level one referees.

 

[Kenny]

Big Sam could be about to win his battle to dump Ravel Morrison - Charged with Assualting 2 Women (Ravel not Sam)

 

[lemonjelly]

Oh dear. the porno dwarves may look bad on this one.
Shame.

 

[Kenny]

Oh dear Ravel. not only charged but now remanded in custody until the 7th August.

 

[Johnny75]

I'm sure the porno dwarves can handle jail birds..............

 

[The Bear]

Good to see Ashley Cole fitting in at Roma:

 

[Donegal Wolf]

Anthony Stokes will miss Ireland's first two Euro qualifiers (not a great loss)

He is up in court for headbutting an Elvis impersonator outside a Dublin pub..

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I take it he does not like Elvis.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Despite their recent upheavals, Southampton beat Brighton 3 - 1 in a friendly.