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Ladybird, meh it's ok but I've seen far better coming of age drama's that got zero hype.

spose it's a decent love letter to Sacramento though.

The Florida project....really enjoyed this but then......wtf was that ending? it's like someone handed the last 3 minutes to a sixth former and they just ruined the film.
The kids were just brilliantly natural throughout though.
 
Been off work for the past few days with a horrible dose of man flu so Netflix has been my friend. Sorry for the long post, but I've watched the following (scoring them out of 5 - I had a lot of time on my hands):

American Sniper

I didn't like this very much. A bit too tub-thumpy "woo yeah USA USA" for me. Some fantastically shot scenes and I thought Bradley Cooper was excellent, but there's no subtlety to this at all when on occasions, I think it could have benefited from some.

2.5/5

Philomena

For me, a good film is one that can bring out several emotions in a very short space of time. On numerous occasions, I was deeply moved by the story of Philomena Lee (it's impossible not to be) yet moments later, one of the many wonderful quirks in her character makes me laugh. Judi Dench is on absolutely top form as a woman searching for her lost son who was taken from her as a toddler and her on screen chemistry with Steve Coogan is amazing.

This is a lovely film - tragic, funny, warm, dark and it really sends you through a whole host of emotions. Get the tissues at the ready as it's a tearjerker but one that absolutely deserves your time.

4.5/5

The Young Offenders

Not sure why I clicked on this - maybe because it's always appearing in my 'recommended' feed on Netflix, but I gave it a go and laughed my ass off. Alex Murphy and Chris Walley play a pair of useless Irish drop outs who cycle 100 miles to the coast to try and find a stash of cocaine that had been washed ashore after a shipwreck. I thought the two lead characters were hilarious - some genuine laugh out loud moments.

It's daft, it's childish, but it's undeniably funny. This isn't really a spoiler but the scene with the chicken had me in bits.

4/5

The Rise

For the vast majority of this, I thought it was an incredibly average buddy crime caper with 2D characters and an uninspiring plot (with the most interesting thing about it being the juxtaposition of Ramsay Bolton and Neville Longbottom in the same gang) but the final act of The Rise is actually quite clever.

It just about saves the film - but it's a shame that nothing really gripped me for the first 80 minutes or so. I couldn't massively recommend it, but I've seen worse. If you slog through the first hour, make sure you stick with it.

3/5

Killing Bono

This was good fun - two brothers go to the same school as the 4 members of U2, and are determined to follow the lead of their old classmates and make it big in the music industry. But Neil - the elder brother - refuses to allow his younger sibling Ivan the chance of joining U2 as their guitarist in their very early days. Something Ivan isn't aware of until many years later...

What I wasn't aware of was that this is loosely based on the true story of Neil McCormick. I wish I'd have known that beforehand, as I thought it was too far fetched throughout most of the film, albeit in an entertaining way. Some good performances, Ben Barnes as the lead role, Peter Serafinowtiz is entertaining as the head of the record label Neil is so desperate to sign for, and it marks Pete Postlethwaite's final role before he passed away in 2011.

Good fun but nothing groundbreaking.

3/5

The Lost Honour of Christopher Jefferies

I remember this case quite well when it happened as the Jo Yeats murder was so high profile. I can remember her landlord - Chris Jefferies - being plastered all over the front pages, as his very eccentric demeanour and look made everyone put 2 and 2 together and come up with 68.6. Which - if you're an editor of pretty much every major paper in the country, or a member of the Police investigating the case, or a member of the public who also can't add up - really isn't acceptable.

What happened to this poor man was unforgiveable, and by the time he gives evidence to the Leveson Enquiry it's apparent just how much the police, the media, the general public had changed his life.

Jason Watkins is brilliant as Chris Jefferies and steals the show - also look out for Steve Coogan who plays himself. But it's Jefferies' story.

The poor guy. Human beings really can be utter cunts.

3.5/5

Blackfish

Ever seen a film and then thought "grr - WHY did I watch that??"

This is clearly very one sided but even so, Blackfish is alarming and heartbreaking. I remember going to SeaWorld Orlando when I was 11 and my dad saying to me that he wasn't comfortable with the Killer Whale shows, as the tanks they live and work in are so tiny for such a massive animal - something he wasn't really aware of until we saw it for real.

So it really isn't a massive shock that these amazing, intelligent creatures have reacted in such a way that has resulted in fatalities.

SeaWorld come out of this about as well as can be expected, but my main concern with Blackfish is that we're never given the story from their side. Sure, a LOT of what is documented cannot be unseen, or unproven but there were several things that were reported as conjecture and it left me thinking that this was not dissimilar to a Michael Moore production. I know what the aim of Blackfish is, and they should absolutely be commended for bringing the plight of Killer Whales in captivity to the public eye in the way they did but I do sometimes struggle with the one sided approach to these projects.

It's something I want to read up on as I'd like to know what the current regulations are, and if keeping Killer Whales are still being used for displays what improvements have been made to keep them happy in captivity. There didn't seem to be any reasonable argument as to why they're kept at all. Very sad.

3.5/5

127 Hours

Brilliantly directed by Danny Boyle, with a superb performance by James Franco as Aron Ralston - the adventurer who got trapped in a Utah canyon with his arm pinned between the rocks. For 127 hours. True story.

Gory films don't normally bother me and the vast majority of this film isn't gory at all, focussing of Aron's life, his regrets, his desires as he starts to accept his hopes for survival are fading by the hour.

I'm spoilering the next bit if you don't know what happened to him:

 
But the part when he has to break his arm, then slowly sever through the nerve endings and muscle in order to cut off his arm to escape the rock almost made me faint. I'd have just let death take me TBH.

I think it's probably the most squeamish I have ever felt watching a film.


Overall I thought this was a triumph. I loved the directing, I loved the acting and both did this remarkable story the justice it warranted. Recommended.

4.5/5
 
Young offenders is now on the IPlayer as a comedy series and is worth a look at. Its not following on from the film, more of a case of using the same characters and making a series out of their escapades.
 
Agree with you on Philomena Langers, a lovely film. Sad, moving yet lovely. Judi Dench plays this role perfectly, you go through the highs and lows with her in her search for the son that was taken away from her by cruel bastards.
 
Been off work for the past few days with a horrible dose of man flu so Netflix has been my friend. Sorry for the long post, but I've watched the following (scoring them out of 5 - I had a lot of time on my hands):

American Sniper

I didn't like this very much. A bit too tub-thumpy "woo yeah USA USA" for me. Some fantastically shot scenes and I thought Bradley Cooper was excellent, but there's no subtlety to this at all when on occasions, I think it could have benefited from some.

2.5/5

Philomena

For me, a good film is one that can bring out several emotions in a very short space of time. On numerous occasions, I was deeply moved by the story of Philomena Lee (it's impossible not to be) yet moments later, one of the many wonderful quirks in her character makes me laugh. Judi Dench is on absolutely top form as a woman searching for her lost son who was taken from her as a toddler and her on screen chemistry with Steve Coogan is amazing.

This is a lovely film - tragic, funny, warm, dark and it really sends you through a whole host of emotions. Get the tissues at the ready as it's a tearjerker but one that absolutely deserves your time.

4.5/5

The Young Offenders

Not sure why I clicked on this - maybe because it's always appearing in my 'recommended' feed on Netflix, but I gave it a go and laughed my ass off. Alex Murphy and Chris Walley play a pair of useless Irish drop outs who cycle 100 miles to the coast to try and find a stash of cocaine that had been washed ashore after a shipwreck. I thought the two lead characters were hilarious - some genuine laugh out loud moments.

It's daft, it's childish, but it's undeniably funny. This isn't really a spoiler but the scene with the chicken had me in bits.

4/5

The Rise

For the vast majority of this, I thought it was an incredibly average buddy crime caper with 2D characters and an uninspiring plot (with the most interesting thing about it being the juxtaposition of Ramsay Bolton and Neville Longbottom in the same gang) but the final act of The Rise is actually quite clever.

It just about saves the film - but it's a shame that nothing really gripped me for the first 80 minutes or so. I couldn't massively recommend it, but I've seen worse. If you slog through the first hour, make sure you stick with it.

3/5

Killing Bono

This was good fun - two brothers go to the same school as the 4 members of U2, and are determined to follow the lead of their old classmates and make it big in the music industry. But Neil - the elder brother - refuses to allow his younger sibling Ivan the chance of joining U2 as their guitarist in their very early days. Something Ivan isn't aware of until many years later...

What I wasn't aware of was that this is loosely based on the true story of Neil McCormick. I wish I'd have known that beforehand, as I thought it was too far fetched throughout most of the film, albeit in an entertaining way. Some good performances, Ben Barnes as the lead role, Peter Serafinowtiz is entertaining as the head of the record label Neil is so desperate to sign for, and it marks Pete Postlethwaite's final role before he passed away in 2011.

Good fun but nothing groundbreaking.

3/5

The Lost Honour of Christopher Jefferies

I remember this case quite well when it happened as the Jo Yeats murder was so high profile. I can remember her landlord - Chris Jefferies - being plastered all over the front pages, as his very eccentric demeanour and look made everyone put 2 and 2 together and come up with 68.6. Which - if you're an editor of pretty much every major paper in the country, or a member of the Police investigating the case, or a member of the public who also can't add up - really isn't acceptable.

What happened to this poor man was unforgiveable, and by the time he gives evidence to the Leveson Enquiry it's apparent just how much the police, the media, the general public had changed his life.

Jason Watkins is brilliant as Chris Jefferies and steals the show - also look out for Steve Coogan who plays himself. But it's Jefferies' story.

The poor guy. Human beings really can be utter cunts.

3.5/5

Blackfish

Ever seen a film and then thought "grr - WHY did I watch that??"

This is clearly very one sided but even so, Blackfish is alarming and heartbreaking. I remember going to SeaWorld Orlando when I was 11 and my dad saying to me that he wasn't comfortable with the Killer Whale shows, as the tanks they live and work in are so tiny for such a massive animal - something he wasn't really aware of until we saw it for real.

So it really isn't a massive shock that these amazing, intelligent creatures have reacted in such a way that has resulted in fatalities.

SeaWorld come out of this about as well as can be expected, but my main concern with Blackfish is that we're never given the story from their side. Sure, a LOT of what is documented cannot be unseen, or unproven but there were several things that were reported as conjecture and it left me thinking that this was not dissimilar to a Michael Moore production. I know what the aim of Blackfish is, and they should absolutely be commended for bringing the plight of Killer Whales in captivity to the public eye in the way they did but I do sometimes struggle with the one sided approach to these projects.

It's something I want to read up on as I'd like to know what the current regulations are, and if keeping Killer Whales are still being used for displays what improvements have been made to keep them happy in captivity. There didn't seem to be any reasonable argument as to why they're kept at all. Very sad.

3.5/5

127 Hours

Brilliantly directed by Danny Boyle, with a superb performance by James Franco as Aron Ralston - the adventurer who got trapped in a Utah canyon with his arm pinned between the rocks. For 127 hours. True story.

Gory films don't normally bother me and the vast majority of this film isn't gory at all, focussing of Aron's life, his regrets, his desires as he starts to accept his hopes for survival are fading by the hour.

I'm spoilering the next bit if you don't know what happened to him:

 
But the part when he has to break his arm, then slowly sever through the nerve endings and muscle in order to cut off his arm to escape the rock almost made me faint. I'd have just let death take me TBH.

I think it's probably the most squeamish I have ever felt watching a film.


Overall I thought this was a triumph. I loved the directing, I loved the acting and both did this remarkable story the justice it warranted. Recommended.

4.5/5
If you think that of American Sniper in film format then you need to steer clear of the book at all costs. I quite liked the film when I watched it so ended up buying the book when I saw it in a shop at the airport, only when reading the stories in first person can you really understand how much of a cunt that guy must have been.
 
If you think that of American Sniper in film format then you need to steer clear of the book at all costs. I quite liked the film when I watched it so ended up buying the book when I saw it in a shop at the airport, only when reading the stories in first person can you really understand how much of a cunt that guy must have been.

Cheers for the heads up - I wouldn't say it's on my list though!!
 
Cheers for the heads up - I wouldn't say it's on my list though!!
I picked it up for some holiday reading as the other half tends to nap a lot when it's hot but it became a real chore to finish, if I hadn't been trapped on a boat with nowhere to go I doubt I'd have finished it. The bloke literally revelled in killing people and seemed to pretty much hate anyone that wasn't American and/or Christian.
 
Hmm that doesn't sound like a fun read!!
 
Watching the Rock version of Baywatch. I was expecting spectacular levels of utter rubbish but there are some moments within the epically obvious plot line that are actually very funny. I can't decide if I like it in a sort of Sharknado Tap sort of way, or if it is the worst bit of film ever made and yet is still strangely enjoyable. Torn.
 
Walking Out. Father and Son set off on a Wilderness trip in the mountains of Montana to try to connect/bond. Throw in some beautiful scenery, a bad accident and you've got yourselves a good movie.

Apart from the end. The ends shit.
 
The Shape of Water is a masterpiece.

The subject matter just shouldn't work, it's borderline preposterous. But it absolutely does. It's beautiful. It's also really stylish and looks gorgeous with a brilliant soundtrack. Performances are memorable too.

Well worth all the praise it's getting.
 
The Shape of Water is a masterpiece.

The subject matter just shouldn't work, it's borderline preposterous. But it absolutely does. It's beautiful. It's also really stylish and looks gorgeous with a brilliant soundtrack. Performances are memorable too.

Well worth all the praise it's getting.

I've hummed and arrrr'd about this one, whether to watch or not as the storyline sounded utterly ridiculous. Might give it a go after reading your comment.
 
Despicable Me 3. The worst of the bunch by far but still some funny bits in and worth a watch if you like the others.
 
The Shape of Water is a masterpiece.

The subject matter just shouldn't work, it's borderline preposterous. But it absolutely does. It's beautiful. It's also really stylish and looks gorgeous with a brilliant soundtrack. Performances are memorable too.

Well worth all the praise it's getting.

going tomorrow so glad to read this.
 
The Shape of Water is a masterpiece.

The subject matter just shouldn't work, it's borderline preposterous. But it absolutely does. It's beautiful. It's also really stylish and looks gorgeous with a brilliant soundtrack. Performances are memorable too.

Well worth all the praise it's getting.
Kenny's girlfriend in Little Britain is the lead actress
 
Not film but TV but not to start a separate thread.

Dark on Netflix, for a German film via English dubbing it is a fantastic story. All about time travel, bloody brilliant.
 
Not film but TV but not to start a separate thread.

Dark on Netflix, for a German film via English dubbing it is a fantastic story. All about time travel, bloody brilliant.

yep, really good. though wish i'd concentrated a bit more in certain places.
 
Not film but TV but not to start a separate thread.

Dark on Netflix, for a German film via English dubbing it is a fantastic story. All about time travel, bloody brilliant.
Dubbed in this day and age??? is this the fucking flashing blade?
 
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