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The FIFA Debacle

We all need to calm down, its just a conspiracy...

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At least Blatter isn't promising to slash funding for the poorest and those most in need.
 
He's starting to sound a bit like Hitler in his bunker now - utterly deluded. This is what happens when you are untouchable at the top for too long and why democracy (despite being a bit shit) is absolutely vital.
 
He's starting to sound a bit like Hitler in his bunker now - utterly deluded. This is what happens when you are untouchable at the top for too long and why democracy (despite being a bit shit) is absolutely vital.

I hope he hasn't got a shotgun close to hand. ..!
 
The man is definitely deluded. He still thinks he's untouchable. It will be glorious if he finally gets arrested too.
 
A bit of satire to improve the mood, have a sneaky feeling the crafty old sod will get back in....


FIFA has insisted that video evidence should be discounted in the arrest of its senior officials, we can report this morning.

The footballing body has suggested that incidents of wrongdoing which were not directly witnessed by officials should not be considered, and suggested police simply allow play to continue, even if they become clear on video later.

“The use of video replay technology might disrupt the flow of money. Play. I meant play,” said a spokesman for the organisation.

“It’s important to allow people to get on with the important business of running football without having to stop every five minutes just because a video might show someone stuffing a million dollars in unmarked bills into a suitcase or whatever.”

“Over the course of a career, we think it will all even out anyway.”

“And remember, grassroots judicial systems don’t have access to video evidence, and it’s important that prosecutions at the top work in exactly the same way as they do at the bottom of the legal system.”

FIFA video evidence

After the arrests, members of FIFA are alleged to have surrounded law-enforcement officials and tried shouting at them until they change their minds.

“Clearly the police are blind,” added the spokesman.

“Not that this is any reason to allow video replays, oh no siree.”

When asked for comment Sepp Blatter fell to the ground clutching his leg and had to be carried off.
 
First round

Ali 73
Blatter 133

So we go on to a second round which seems inane as who is likely to change their vote in an anonymous election?
 
Ali withdraws so Blatter stays. Boooooooo

However, he won't last long surely.
 
Early days, but why did Ali withdraw?
 
Blatter has asked God for guidance in fixing FIFA...what a prize twat this man is
 
Because the second round Blatter only needs a majority so no way they were going to get thirty honest delegates to change their minds. However, assuming Platini got the 46 UEFA votes for Ali that he was expecting another 27 broke ranks from the other federations. It sends a pretty clear message to Blatter. If he lasts beyond a vote of no confidence in three months I will be surprised. UEFA already have the 20% of the votes they need to initiate an emergency congress.
 
Blatter has asked God for guidance in fixing FIFA...what a prize $#@! this man is

Total cunt.

I hope Platini has the balls to pull UEFA out of FIFA. It'll fuck Russia's World Cup but Putin can fuck off as well.
 
Time to put up or shut up, both the FA & UEFA have had plenty to say, now it's time for the FA to take a lead and pull out of the World Cup.
 
Time to put up or shut up, both the FA & UEFA have had plenty to say, now it's time for the FA to take a lead and pull out of the World Cup.
It's an empty gesture in isolation though Trev, we need all of UEFA to do it. Because of all the foreign players in our game we wouldn't even have the benefit of losing the shit International breaks
 
England pulling out would still send a message.
 
Let's be honest Club fans particularly Premier League Club fans won't be that bothered if England no longer compete in World Tournament's.
 
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