The F1 Thread

[Nando]

It's gorgeous! Will be following them closely this year with Hulkenberg back.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

If that is how the new regs are going to make the front end look I am all for it - that looks bloody amazing with the lowered nose and no ridiculous step.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Ignore. Got my tyre manufacturers arse about tit

 

[Carrotdude]

My F1 excitment levels are starting to peak again, love seeing the new cars and the build up to the first race. My hope is that Vettel doesn't stroll off with the first GP and make my interest levels plummet once more.

 

[The Bear]

The stepped noses are still in I think. It's just up to the team whether they hide it or not.

I'm loving going back to lower wider rear wings again. I hated the high ones we've had.

 

[Tredman]

McLaren seem to have gone for the 'front nose as penis' look.

 

[lemonjelly]

If that's what your penis looks like, you might wanna go to the docs...especially if there are big red dots on it!

 

[Tredman]

If that's what your penis looks like, you might wanna go to the docs...especially if there are big red dots on it!

I like to call them a feature

 

[Wombat del combate]

Lotus have gone for a split nose. Picture on the BBC website not too great though.

Ron Dennis has poached Boullier from Lotus.

 

[Carrotdude]

I liked the Lotus until I realised the prongs are different lengths at which point I cried.

 

[Nando]

The Ferrari better be quick, as its bloody hideous.

 

[Carrotdude]

You're not wrong, Nando, that's bloody horrible!

 

[Tom Hark]

Doctor, my eyes!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

The front looks like an aardvark

 

[Carrotdude]

Sauber looks nice, I prefer the dark colour scheme

 

[Wombat del combate]

Ferrari use erectile dysfunction as the theme for their 2014 effort. Christ.

 

[Carrotdude]

Meanwhile, Toro Rosso have gone full on dildo for their 2014 challenger

 

[Nando]

:icon_lol:

Bizarre!

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

The new Red Bull looks pretty nice.

The aardvark ferrari lasted 3 corners before breaking down for Raikkonen at Jerez this morning. Slightly better than the Force India which died at the second corner apparently.

 

[Carrotdude]

Hamilton had a front wing failure and hit a tyre wall apparently which is a bit worrying! No one is anywhere near ready for this test, they just haven't had enough time with all the regulation changes. Lots not there at all, Marussia coming tomorrow, McLaren and Red Bull not gone out today at all, only 3 cars have done a timed lap.