The Euro 2024 Thread

[Jack Regan]

As with England maybe my expectations are too high with these 2 but seems poor stuff to me.

France playing in England colours (from the main camera) and basically just as poor and hamstrung by their coach.

Belgium just aren't very good full stop.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Belgium are waaaaay past their best, their big chance was quite some time ago now. 2016 probably when they contrived to lose to Wales.

France are somehow wedded to Deschamps who is shite.

 

[Tony Towner]

Belgium just aren't very good full stop.

No Divock, no party

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

315 minutes (plus all the injury time) now for France and they still have just an own goal and a penalty on the scoresheet. They drew 0-0 with Canada in their final friendly as well.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

I was quite looking forward to watching this, please note the use of the past tense.

 

[Elephant Pyjamas]

Was Qatar a better tournament with more energy because it was mid season, where as summer tournaments the players just don't have the energy and spark after a long hard season?

 

[Tony Towner]

Was Qatar a better tournament with more energy because it was mid season, where as summer tournaments the players just don't have the energy and spark after a long hard season?

There's probably something in that. Weren't the stadiums air conditioned as well?

 

[Alan]

Was Qatar a better tournament with more energy because it was mid season, where as summer tournaments the players just don't have the energy and spark after a long hard season?

I think this is a good theory.

I imagine (or, guess) that club doctors are more worried about maximizing the effort from a player while at the club and wouldn’t slow their physical load to help keep them from being worn out for international ball.

With how “to a science” that stuff is at the highest levels they may really be able to squeeze a player out (fnarr) over a season.

 

[Del Woppio]

I must have missed beating Germany I a knockout gane

Oh ar, missed the r16. So he's won one out four genuine tests then. Wicked.

You argue Fosun are good owners and defended Lage so I'm not sure why I'd expect anything less than you sucking the dick of mediocrity

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

315 minutes (plus all the injury time) now for France and they still have just an own goal and a penalty on the scoresheet. They drew 0-0 with Canada in their final friendly as well.

Didier Southgate

 

[Alan]

315 minutes (plus all the injury time) now for France and they still have just an own goal and a penalty on the scoresheet. They drew 0-0 with Canada in their final friendly as well.

That’s “Jesse Marsch’s Canada”, please. Put some respect on Ted’s name

 

[Del Woppio]

Likewise if you win your group by 8 points, how on earth can you have been rubbish?

Especially given the amount of times we've watched us struggle to qualify down the years, be it last minute Beckham free kicks, getting a point in Italy or not qualifying at all in 2008 and 1994.

If you're wank for 8 games, labouring to narrow victories against absolute guff, surely that's struggling relative to the talent available?

We've been wank for four games, we've struggled. We're in the QFs. They're not mutually exclusive, and the failings of other squads in other decades aren't relevant

 

[Alan]

This ref has some interesting ideas about what is and isn’t a foul.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Was Qatar a better tournament with more energy because it was mid season, where as summer tournaments the players just don't have the energy and spark after a long hard season?

The tournament has been fine, Austria, Switzerland, Türkiye, Georgia, enjoyed watching all of them and Spain have been a cut apart. Not sold 100% on Germany but also pretty good and the same applies to Portugal so far. Plenty of enjoyable games.

England, Italy, Belgium and France have been wank but it was in the post with at least two of them.

LOADS of dud games in Qatar, it was all or nothing. Either must watch stuff or dreadful.

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

Lukaku appears to have passed his sell by date.
Now watch him score

 

[Jack Regan]

How's that gone in?

Massive deflection.

 

[Alan]

Roughly the goal this game deserved.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Incredibly fortunate goal. The original shot was shocking!

Terrible from Lukaku and Carrasco in the build up.

 

[Dire Wolf]

2 poor teams serving up a poor match. At least we'll get another rousing rendition La Marseillaise, which is one of the better anthems...

 

[Jack Regan]

Terrible game of football, France still yet to score a proper goal in the tournament.