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The CHRISTMAS Thread

£8 to see Father Christmas!! Having waited in the queue for ages for a ONE minute meeting and got a proper rubbish toy. What a rip off, FUMING!! So glad I never took the great grand kids!
Did you get to sit on his knee?
 
“RODRI!”

“It’s happening again”

That fucking crippled me.
 
Just a bit a rambling nonsense but, Christmas Crackers today through the self-checkout triggered the ‘Age restricted item alert’.

Only thing I can think of is the little bit that bangs as you pull it is considered dangerous?? God help us.

Lefty lawyers, Christmas gone woke 😉.

World’s gone mad mate.
 
Just a bit a rambling nonsense but, Christmas Crackers today through the self-checkout triggered the ‘Age restricted item alert’.

Only thing I can think of is the little bit that bangs as you pull it is considered dangerous?? God help us.

Lefty lawyers, Christmas gone woke 😉.

World’s gone mad mate.
The legacy of the 1875 Explosives Act which tightly controlled the manufacture or the selling of gunpowder and other such explosives. Christmas crackers come under the purview of this legislation because they contain a minuscule amount of the explosive Silver Fulminate.

Under the Pyrotechnic Articles (Safety) Regulations 2010, Christmas crackers have been specifically named as a category 1 firework, which means they have an age restriction of 16 and cashiers are required to check the age of people buying them.
 
Boo… not as much fun when there’s a sensible answer.

Looks like there are 4 categories, with crackers being in with sparklers and party poppers, meaning the age restriction is 12 years for those and 16 for the others.

Got me wondering about the alcohol in Christmas Puddings now.
 
Boo… not as much fun when there’s a sensible answer.

Looks like there are 4 categories, with crackers being in with sparklers and party poppers, meaning the age restriction is 12 years for those and 16 for the others.

Got me wondering about the alcohol in Christmas Puddings now.
The flaming brandy supposedly represents the 'passion of Christ' and the decorative sprig of holly represents the crown of thorns. There are traditionally 13 ingredients in the pudding - 12 Apostles and Christ. Well, according to QI that is....
 
Boo… not as much fun when there’s a sensible answer.

Looks like there are 4 categories, with crackers being in with sparklers and party poppers, meaning the age restriction is 12 years for those and 16 for the others.

Got me wondering about the alcohol in Christmas Puddings now.
I couldn't sell Christmas crackers on Amazon without providing a ton of paperwork I simply couldn't obtain....but then again I had a product banned by them as it was made with fur (product was actually a plastic keyring that had the word fur on it but you know, close enough. No amount of explaining was enough and they stuck to their stance that somewhere out there is animal that was hunted and skinned for its plastic coat)
 
Isn't one of the ingredients in plastic crude oil though? so really..................................
 
All burned off in preparation or it would be declared and age restricted

Coincidentally noticed yesterday the wife has bought 2 Christmas puddings this year, with and without alcohol, because one of the guests is an alcoholic who has been dry for about 2 years and so there’s a bit of a dilemma around the protocols on that one.

I’m assuming a conventional pudding must contain alcohol at the point of sale and therefore be age restricted? Appears low-alcohol drinks are unrestricted up to 0.5% but no idea how that works with food.

Apparently she went through the cashiered checkout so wouldn’t have seen an alert triggered 🤷‍♂️

I know it’s hardly a big deal but it’s bugging me now.
 
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