The CHRISTMAS Thread

[machin05]

Best ones so far. Lidl. Short dated ones are buy one get one free and all...

 

[lemonjelly]

Wrong thread?

 

[leedswolf]

Kmart failing to read the room...

Kmart: Australian store pulls 'Merry Ham-mas' Christmas bag

Kmart removed the festive-themed bag from sale after a Jewish group raised the likeness to Hamas.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Dire Wolf]

I'm sure you'll all be queuing around the block for the Festive Gift Fair at the NEC next weekend. If you are there come and say hello, I'll be staffing the Strong Point Games stand from Thursday to Sunday.

 

[Kenny]

Great news for @Deutsch Wolf as LadBaby announces no Christmas song this year after 5 years of nabbing the No1 spot

Some quotes from the grifter

‘We never expected it to be five, I’ll be totally honest"

followed by

"‘Our idea was always to stop at five,’ Mark insisted. "

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

This country loses its fucking mind sometimes. Amazing they got away with it once, let alone five times.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

“The legacy for us is we want charity songs to dominate every Christmas, we want all the top 20 to be charity songs for good causes, having fun, because that’s what Christmas is, it’s time for family and time for giving.”

Except that would be shit wouldn't it, you stupid lanky streak of piss, and would dilute the money given to each individual cause.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1726904880890097682

 

[machin05]

Someone at the office only went and did it....

 

[Boozad]

Someone at the office only went and did it....


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It was you wasn’t it?

 

[machin05]

It was you wasn’t it?

Not guilty, sir!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

Someone bought me a pack at work last week.

I wasn’t a fan. Too weird.

 

[Kenny]

Someone bought me a pack at work last week.

I wasn’t a fan. Too weird.

Enough of the talk about your work colleague, how were the crisps?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

My wife came home with these bad boys last night. I haven’t tried one yet but surely they are going to be good! Not the healthiest though...

 

[machin05]

They look genius

 

[SSB]

Was dragged along to a Christmas Market at the weekend. 8 quid for a sausage in a bun. People lapping them up. What cost of living crisis?

 

[sycophantia]

Was dragged along to a Christmas Market at the weekend. 8 quid for a sausage in a bun. People lapping them up. What cost of living crisis?

I went to a Christmas market Saturday, scored a pork and chorizo pie, fucking delicious and 3 quid.

 

[UKYankieWWFC]

I went to a Christmas market Saturday, scored a pork and chorizo pie, fucking delicious and 3 quid.

I saw this in London yesterday also
Hotdogs for a tenner, u know it is aimed towards tourists. But even the regular shops seemed rammed

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Was dragged along to a Christmas Market at the weekend. 8 quid for a sausage in a bun. People lapping them up. What cost of living crisis?

Proper Bratwurst doesn't tend to come actually in a bun (in Hamburg at least), it's with a brötchen and mustard on the side

 

[Wolf Hunting]

So.... do you fold it into 3 to fit in that tiny bun?