The CHRISTMAS Thread

[The Bear]

Think I'll pass on that monstrosity.

 

[lemonjelly]

Turkey, pig in blanket, cranberries and even a Brussels sprout in them.

I was with you, and interested until you mentioned the brussel sprout. where are they for sale?

 

[Sniffer]

I was with you, and interested until you mentioned the brussel sprout. where are they for sale?

Aldi. It was OK, although I prefer the other pies in that range which are Steak and Craft Ale or Chicken Ham Hock and Leek.

 

[lemonjelly]

will be checking some of them out mate, thank you!

 

[machin05]

Top tier, these are.

 

[Johnny75]

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Top tier, these are.

I can thoroughly recommend these magnificent little beauties

 

[Tredman]

Agreed

 

[machin05]

These come close, tbf.

 

[Alan]

Oh man, those sound/look lovely.

 

[darlowolf64]

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These come close, tbf.

Where are those from, mate?

 

[lemonjelly]

We make our own crumble topped mince pies. My fave is the giant tray bake ones. Enables me to be greedy sometimes!

 

[Paul]

We make our own crumble topped mince pies. My fave is the giant tray bake ones. Enables me to be greedy sometimes!

Shouldn't that say "We make our own crumble topped mince pies and then never invite your mates around to try them"?

 

[Alan]

We make our own crumble topped mince pies. My fave is the giant tray bake ones. Enables me to be greedy sometimes!

Are all mince pies lil baby pastries or would you find one that is, you know, pie sized?

 

[machin05]

Where are those from, mate?

Lidl

 

[Tredman]

Are all mince pies lil baby pastries or would you find one that is, you know, pie sized?

No, should always be small pie size.

 

[Alan]

Related: do y'all do pecan pie over there?

 

[Dire Wolf]

Related: do y'all do pecan pie over there?

Not as a Christmas thing, but yeah, it's bloody lovely.

 

[sycophantia]

Not as a Christmas thing, but yeah, it's bloody lovely.

What's a pecan, some sort of small fowl?

 

[Dire Wolf]

What's a pecan, some sort of small fowl?

It's a little bit like a cross between a pelican and a toucan...

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Sub-Jive Bunny production values, cramming in the same "joke" as ever, appalling lyrics, making light of a shocking situation (and missing the point of the original track) and completely failing to understand why we have food banks, to the point that these people vote Tory.

Plus where's the other £1m+ gone, because it was sat in your company doing nothing a few months ago.

Go fuck yourself, you cunts.