The CHRISTMAS Thread

[Langers]

:icon_lol: go on, you know you want to.

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

 

[darlowolf64]

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

I'm sure you can drag him into one of the local pubs

 

[Jolemai]

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

Think of the Untappd check in! - then head off somewhere superior such as the Wellington or the new one that's opened up nearby.

 

[Jolemai]

We've gone for a real tree this year. £35 for the tree, £25 for the base...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Artificial all the way. Can't be arsed with real.

 

[Stan Hullis]

No decorations in Chez Stan this year, not because I'm a scrooge but I just can't be arsed when I spend hardly any time there!

 

[leedswolf]

Tree is up. All presents wrapped.

Right - what am I going to panic about for the next 3 weeks?

Good for you, I think.

 

[leedswolf]

Anyone eliminated from Whamageddon yet? Had a close call with a cover song yesterday...

Fortunately I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I'm still in.

So what's everyone's favourite Chrimbo song?

Mine is Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone. Not the most brilliantly written song, but it's the most fun to listen to and sing along IMO.

Santa Claus you c*** kevin bloody Wilson

Was whammed out weeks ago!

 

[Tredman]

You can't be whammed out until the 1st December. AFAIK it's only the original version which gets you out too, remixes etc don't count.

 

[SSB]

My brother just texted asking if I wanted to join him for a Christmas drink in Brum after I finish work tonight. Which I agreed - and asked where he wants to meet.

He suggested the Christmas Market.

Fucks sake.

I've already had the misfortune of enduring it this year. Never again.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

You can't be whammed out until the 1st December. AFAIK it's only the original version which gets you out too, remixes etc don't count.

Ahh. Well that would be yesterday at the Burnham Xmas fayre.

 

[Tredman]

Ahh. Well that would be yesterday at the Burnham Xmas fayre.

What you doing at a Christmas Fayre if you hate Christmas?

Think you've been rumbled and really you're a PPB-esque Christmas lover.

 

[PPB]

What you doing at a Christmas Fayre if you hate Christmas?

You beat me to it tredman.

He loves it really, I swear he does.

 

[PPB]

What does everyone tend to do and prefer to do on Christmas Eve, stay in or go out?

 

[Deleted Cyber]

What does everyone tend to do and prefer to do on Christmas Eve, stay in or go out?

Work

 

[Deleted Cyber]

What you doing at a Christmas Fayre if you hate Christmas?

Think you've been rumbled and really you're a PPB-esque Christmas lover.

Just because I am miserable doesn't mean mrs cyber can't go and enjoy them.

I console myself by eating the street food that's always available and samp!ing the flavoured alcohol. Make the best of it.

 

[PPB]

Work

No ya bloody don't ya lying hound :icon_lol:

 

[PPB]

Just because I am miserable doesn't mean mrs cyber can't go and enjoy them.

Wouldn't she be better off going with a friend then, while you stay at home and wrap coal?

 

[PPB]

What does everyone tend to do and prefer to do on Christmas Eve, stay in or go out?

This is perhaps my fav day of the year. Always stay in, by 9pm I'm in me new Christmas jim jams.