The CHRISTMAS Thread

[Langers]

Update:

I have finished all my present buying, and have also wrapped everything. I'm not quite sure why I've done all this so quickly and so far in advance, but at least I don't have to worry about it for another year!

 

[Deleted Cyber]

My wife made a delicious mince tart which I demolished in 3 or 4 sittings.

 

[PPB]

Not keen on some of these different versions of Mince Pies. Much rather stick to your traditional ones, warmed, with a drop of single cream. I also like it with a tipple of Sherry in me other hand. I know, Sherry is a drink associated with ya nans and aunts isn't it, but have to confess I love a glass at Christmas.

Yule Logs, can't stand them, especially the ones with thick buttercream in.

Langers, good on ya. Now you can enjoy December and the run up to Christmas even more, without the hassle of last minute shopping.

 

[Langers]

Went to my GFs last night and they'd dressed the dog in his Christmas pudding outfit :icon_lol:

 

[PPB]

Went to my GFs last night and they'd dressed the dog in his Christmas pudding outfit :icon_lol:

:icon_lol: I like the sound of your girlfriend.

 

[Parkins left foot]

someone has given me a reindeer antler headband for the cat as a joke - went to put them on & she just sat there with a look on her face which said ' don't even think about doing that!!!!'


:icon_lol:

 

[MARKakaJIM]

someone has given me a reindeer antler headband for the cat as a joke - went to put them on & she just sat there with a look on her face which said ' don't even think about doing that!!!!'


:icon_lol:

My other half's parents used to have a cat and someone bought a little santa hat the one year. She was a miserable enough car most of the time anyway but the expression of disgust really ramped up when that hat was on her, always too lazy to do anything about removing it though.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

Went to my GFs last night and they'd dressed the dog in his Christmas pudding outfit :icon_lol:

Emergency helpline – 0300 1234 999. Phone the RSPCA on their emergency contact number 0300 1234 999 to report a Christmas themed animal in distress so that they can send their trained inspectors to rescue it.

 

[PPB]

Emergency helpline – 0300 1234 999. Phone the RSPCA on their emergency contact number 0300 1234 999 to report a Christmas themed animal in distress so that they can send their trained inspectors to rescue it.

Bet you'd look good in a little Christmas pudding outfit Cyber.

 

[PPB]

First year that I'm only sending cards to close family, instead of every Tom, Dick & Harry on me list.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

The BBC are trumpeting their magnificent TV line-up.

Strictly
Some shit with Mary Berry in it
TWO FUCKING EPISODES OF MRS BROWNS BOYS

Pass the fucking noose...

 

[Langers]

Fucking hell.

Good job I don't normally watch telly on Christmas Day, except Dr Who - and that's not on til New Year's Day.

More time for drinking beer, helping the kids with their Lego, playing on the Xbox and ending up with a game of darts with the family so it's no great loss.

 

[Deleted Cyber]

The BBC are trumpeting their magnificent TV line-up.

Strictly
Some shit with Mary Berry in it
TWO FUCKING EPISODES OF MRS BROWNS BOYS

Pass the fucking noose...

My Xmas Mrs Browns boys cure - sorry its a gif.

 

[PPB]

The BBC are trumpeting their magnificent TV line-up.

Strictly
Some shit with Mary Berry in it
TWO FUCKING EPISODES OF MRS BROWNS BOYS

Pass the fucking noose...

Christ that's bad.

Don't usually watch much tv on Christmas day, tend to watch a couple of new dvds that we have had for gifts instead.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

I am just going to get pissed and suggest a family game of Cards Against Humanity just to see how utterly offensive I can actually get.

 

[PPB]

I am just going to get pissed and suggest a family game of Cards Against Humanity just to see how utterly offensive I can actually get.

I've just had to Google that game as I've never heard of it. "The person who has most recently had a shit begins as the Card Czar" . Object of the game, to be as offensive as you can :icon_lol:

Sounds better than watching the Queens speech anyway.

 

[Langers]

Cards Against Humanity is fucking brilliant. Helps to play when a bit pissed, and to have friends with a similarly sick sense of humour.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

And ALWAYS make sure you play the Madeleine McCann card at the most grossly offensive moment possible.

 

[b3h]

Gonna have to look at this now too. Heard of it a few times but never looked into it.

...and I mean for the general suggestion rather than Maddie.

 

[PPB]

Not sure I'd be able to find anyone to play it with me. Even when pissed.