The CHRISTMAS Thread

[Deleted Cyber]

I have found a great way to improve turkey.




Have beef.

:ursofunny::ursofunny::xmasprez:

 

[sycophantia]

I have mint sauce with all meats.....I also like Yorkshire pud with all meats

 

[Jinky]

Going to risk heading to Ikea in Reading today to start my Christmas shopping. Last time I went there I was stuck in the car park trying to get out for 2 hours (the issues with their car park has made the national news a couple of times now).

Wish me luck.

 

[machin05]

You're a damn fool.

 

[Langers]

You're like the retail equivalent of Steve Irwin.

 

[Paul]

I'll miss him

 

[leedswolf]

Going to risk heading to Ikea in Reading today to start my Christmas shopping.

How fucking big is the Doll's House?

 

[Kenny]

Going to risk heading to Ikea in Reading today to start my Christmas shopping. Last time I went there I was stuck in the car park trying to get out for 2 hours (the issues with their car park has made the national news a couple of times now).

Wish me luck.

If you choose to go to Ikea at any time, you deserve no wishes of luck.

 

[Johnny75]

How fucking big is the Doll's House?

I know a Jinky's smaller than Dec but he doesn't live in a doll's house.

 

[Jinky]

I know a Jinky's smaller than Dec but he doesn't live in a doll's house.

I’m taller then Dec. He’s a veeeeeeeery smaaaaaaaall maaaaaaaaan.

At Ikea now. Hell. On. Earth.

 

[Pablowolf]

If you choose to go to Ikea at any time, you deserve no wishes of luck.

A damning indictment from someone that could walk to one...!

 

[Pablowolf]

Ventured into the Bridgnorth Wetherspoons today...

Their festive menu features a 'Pigs in blankets, brie and cranberry sauce pizza'. The dirty bastards.

 

[Kenny]

A damning indictment from someone that could walk to one...!

I have been to the Ikea...even went on my own once. I was like the SAS....knew my mission, got to the area via the quickest route, products grabbed, out and killed 5 people

 

[Kenny]

Ventured into the Bridgnorth Wetherspoons today...

Their festive menu features a 'Pigs in blankets, brie and cranberry sauce pizza'. The dirty bastards.

Sausage and Bacon Pizza with a shit fruit sauce. Doesn't sound that festive

 

[machin05]

Sounds ace to me [emoji23]

 

[Pablowolf]

I have been to the Ikea...even went on my own once. I was like the SAS....new my mission, got the area via the quickest route, products grabbed, out and killed 5 people

Bag of 50 tea lights and some meatballs.

 

[machin05]

A new contender has just entered the ring:

Too much frangipane, not enough mincemeat.

These, however, are bostin:

 

[Johnny75]

Let's see what the deal is then....

I liked these with lashings of custard. They are very sweet.

 

[lemonjelly]

Iced mince pies are too sweet. we have home made ones with a crumble topping instead. they rule.

 

[machin05]

Iced mince pies are too sweet. we have home made ones with a crumble topping instead. they rule.

That's what I liked about them. A really sherberty sharp sweetness, but plenty of spiced mincemeat.

I didn't like the heavy sweetness of the frangipane of the other ones, found it too sickly.