The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

[The Bear]

Burger King is rank. The last burger I tried from there I threw in the bin.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Judging by most of your bizarre food combos I will take that with a pinch of salt, ta...Burger King is MILES better than the others

 

[b3h]

Bear it might be to do with the racked off workers in there not doing basic things such as heating your bun/patty before adding the trimmings. I know, I worked there. If you ever have a burger from there that doesn't feel PIPING hot, throw it at the manager and tell him/her/undefined it hasn't been heated, demand a new one and ask for a refund.

 

[lemonjelly]

I am yet to find a sausage EXACTLY the same shape as a disc of burger meat...

And that is so far from an egg it is a joke. What mcdonalds do to it makes it a different food group. Foul.

This is sausage:

Also, regarding the shape of it, imagine a long sausage, sliced into sections, like a salami. That's not unlike what the maccies sausage is.

A sausage patently does not have to be british banger shaped. For example:

And I'm afraid it really is just egg. You may not like the way they cook it, and that is your perogative, but it is just egg. Probably mass/battery farmed etc, but still just egg.

 

[Jabbawolf]

This is sausage:

Also, regarding the shape of it, imagine a long sausage, sliced into sections, like a salami. That's not unlike what the maccies sausage is.

A sausage patently does not have to be british banger shaped. For example:

And I'm afraid it really is just egg. You may not like the way they cook it, and that is your perogative, but it is just egg. Probably mass/battery farmed etc, but still just egg.

That is clearly just duodenum on a cocktail stick.

 

[Johnny75]

That is clearly just duodenum on a cocktail stick.

Would you eat that with a pint of lager and baked beans rather than a Chianti and fava beans?

 

[Jabbawolf]

Would you eat that with a pint of lager and baked beans rather than a Chianti and fava beans?

Too right - simple, tasty fodder, not pretentious micromeals.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

This is sausage:

Also, regarding the shape of it, imagine a long sausage, sliced into sections, like a salami. That's not unlike what the maccies sausage is.

A sausage patently does not have to be british banger shaped. For example:

And I'm afraid it really is just egg. You may not like the way they cook it, and that is your perogative, but it is just egg. Probably mass/battery farmed etc, but still just egg.

Amazingly I do know what a cumberland looks like.

Unfortunately McD don't put a disc like that in. They slice it as if going from the top of a british banger. Allegedly.

McDonalds is a food crime

 

[darlowolf64]

Oh cheers guys...I'm at work on lates and I now really fancy a Cumberland :licklips:

 

[lemonjelly]

Amazingly I do know what a cumberland looks like.

Fair enough, I assumed as much.

Unfortunately McD don't put a disc like that in. They slice it as if going from the top of a british banger. Allegedly.

I don't know the origin, my point is that sausage meat in any shape constitutes sausage. A sausage isn't defined by its shape, but of its constituent parts.

McDonalds is a food crime

No argument here on this one.

 

[Boozad]

McDonalds is a food crime

Sausage and egg muffins are the shit, breakfast of champions. They're sausage patties, and I couldn't give a fuck if they were shaped like a cock because they're fucking gorgeous (McDonalds' sausage patties, not cocks).

Everything else from there is fucking rank though, granted.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It is the one thing on the menu I fucking despise personally.

I wouldn't open a branch at breakfast serving time. Have a proper fry up rather some American interpretation.

 

[Boozad]

I was working in Michigan for a month a few years ago and the Hilton we stayed in only provided breakfast as they were studio flats as opposed to hotel rooms, I loved Wednesdays as there was a whole tray of sausage patties. I'd demolish about ten of them then take ten more to site with me. I can't get enough of them.

 

[Paul]

Got into Jimmy Dean sausage patties over there, nearly made up for their rank idea of what bacon is !!

 

[Boozad]

American 'bacon' really is fucking awful.

 

[Parkins left foot]

McDonald's, Burger King et al are not real food, merely fuel to get you to something vaguely appetising

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

How the fuck do they get bacon SOOOOO wrong?

Mind you, loads of things about North American chefs amuse me, especially their bizarre efforts to pronounce Worcestershire

 

[Paul]

Basil as well, and they get courgette totally wrong

 

[SSB]

That twat on the Schweppes advert who can't pronounce amateur.

 

[The Bear]

That annoys me too. Not his pronunciation, but the fact they think that you have to let lemonade "settle". Fuck off!