The All New Adverts that Grind my Gears

[PPB]

Im sorry, but I fancy her ?

If she changed her voice, wasn't so annoying, took that hairband out of her hair, and didn't slap the lippy on so thick ,then so would I .

 

[Paul]

She looks like a secret 'dirty b*tch' to me

ps. I've been married 23 years, so my standards are quite low !

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

That fucking Vodaphone ad with Yoda.

What the fuck has Yoda got to do with selling mobile phones???

 

[darlowolf64]

I'm thinking Yoda/Voda

 

[PabloWolfo]

He wasn't always a jedi knight.

 

[Wombat del combate]

That utterly sexist Asda ad. Load of shite that is. The Very ones also, because they're arguably sexist too. And I want to smack Fearne Cotton in the face with a spade.

 

[darlowolf64]

Is the Asda one, the one where the woman does all the work in the build up to Christmas day and the Christmas dinner while the man and kids sit around watching telly?
Utter bullshite!
I have cooked Christmas dinner for the last 10 years and do most of the cooking at home throughout the year. It is sexist against both men and women

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I'm thinking Yoda/Voda

That actually never occurred to me. Yoda still shouldn't be selling fucking phones though!

 

[So Long Architect]

That actually never occurred to me. Yoda still shouldn't be selling fucking phones though!

Yeah, that guy's really sold out!

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

 

[SSB]

The Southern Comfort one with the fat guy walking down the beach makes me want to smash the TV in.

 

[Langers]

The Southern Comfort one with the fat guy walking down the beach makes me want to smash the TV in.

I quite like that one!

 

[SSB]

I quite like that one!

Please the fat guy with the exact opposite, a slim female and I might start to like.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

Scarlett Johansson doing all her own stunts....including lovemaking

Does my fucking fruit in. Absolutely hate it.

 

[Wombat del combate]

The stock pot ad with Igor Zago(?!) - 'Remember how gravy used to taste?...' - So that would be home made, with depth of flavour and so on, yes? And you're railing against the modern day quick-fix rush, yes? OK. So what are you advertising? Oh, just some quick-fix in-a-rush crap that you plonk in some water to make some gravy.

Genius.

 

[SSB]

Former bankrupt Kerry Katona encouraging people to borrow money at 2670% APR with Cash Lady.

 

[b3h]

Former bankrupt Kerry Katona encouraging people to borrow money at 2670% APR with Cash Lady.

You're fucking kidding me? FACEPALM!

 

[So Long Architect]

Andrex (I think) encouraging people to tell them whether they "scrunch or fold".

When I'm trying to relax in front of the box after a hard(ish) day's work, I do not want to be forced to consider how the nation wipes its arse. There are some things that you just don't need to "share" with the rest of the world.

 

[Langers]

One thing I love about Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe is the part when he rants about shit adverts.

 

[So Long Architect]

One thing I love about Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe is the part when he rants about shit adverts.

I reckon he nicked the idea from reading this thread.