There's something really exciting about us having a proven thug and a bully and a proven goalscorer in the penalty box (playing for us!)
Doesn't need to be fast, certainly doesn't need to have any defensive qualities, just the thought that he'll tap ankles, grab a defenders bollocks in that mad press at corners, just some one who doesn't really give a fuck for the niceties, someone who can intimidate a defender, a bit of a bully, doesn't have to be likeable or respected like Jimenez, just some unshaven fucker who'll sit in the corner of the changing room growling at every fucker who looks at him..... Loving all those images.
I can see Lage rising to the top of his Tactics book, and telling Costa, "to stand on the penalty spot, don't fucking move until the ball comes towards you then put it in the net"
"We'll give you 1 million pounds for every goal you score, you cocksucker, now get out there...!"
Get him in.