Liverpool Fans

[Sniffer]

I've discovered a new way of winding up a Liverpool fan. It has not failed yet - say that Danny Welbeck is better than Daniel Sturridge. I must have said this to 5 or 6 Liverpool fans and guaranteed they froth at the mouth and go ever so slightly insane very very quickly.

Disclaimer: I do NOT think Danny Welbeck is better than Daniel Sturridge. This is just an exercise in Scouse wummery which happens to be brilliant fun.

I'd pick Wellbeck over a fit Daniel Sturridge for England right now. Sturridge has more ability but is too greedy and constantly tries fancy flicks that don't come off.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Sturridge is vastly overrated. Wastes far too many chances to be considered in the same league as Rooney let alone the gilded status he has amongst Liverpool fans.

I'm not a huge fan of Welbeck either though so I won't be jumping on board that ship.

 

[Langers]

I'd pick Wellbeck over a fit Daniel Sturridge for England right now. Sturridge has more ability but is too greedy and constantly tries fancy flicks that don't come off.

I said something similar at the start of the season, but Welbeck has a bit more to prove for me overall. Although he's not as good as Liverpool fans would make out, I do think Sturridge is a decent player.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

It'll soon be time for Brendan Rodgers to be sacked.

He isn't going to bomb out the players who need bombing out, so rightfully he'll be bombed out himself.

Meanwhile, in Naples.

time for rodgers to fuck right off

I would think he's now got Wednesday night to save his job.

glorious

 

[Keef]

Needs a Liverpool legend to come in and turn them around,one man is available and would be a fantastic choice,that man is dean Saunders!

 

[visage]

One thing that bols my piss is when people say they 'take full responsibility'....and then do fuck all. You see it with football managers, and with politicians.

Its essentially saying 'Blame me.....but dont expect it to have any effect'.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Liverpool have kept three clean sheets in their last 27 games.

 

[darlowolf64]

 

[NorwayFB]

Balotelli gives himself a 7 out of 10.

 

[Del Woppio]

Fabio Borini £10,400,000
Joe Allen £15,000,000
Oussama Assaidi £2,400,000
Nuri Sahin Loan
Samed Yesil £1,000,000
Philippe Coutinho £8,600,000
Luis Alberto £6,800,000
Iago Aspas £7,500,000
Simon Mignolet £10,000,000
Kolo Toure Free
Aly Cissokho Loan
Tiago Ilori £7,000,000
Mamadou Sakho £15,000,000
Victor Moses Loan
Rickie Lambert £4,500,000
Adam Lallana £25,000,000
Emre Can £9,750,000
Lazar Markovic £19,800,000
Dejan Lovren £20,000,000
Divock Origi £10,000,000
Javier Manquillo Loan
Alberto Moreno £12,000,000
Mario Balotelli £16,000,000

 

[PuntsWolf]

When you buy people in mid range fees you tend to get mid range players.

 

[NorwayFB]

Tbf there are concerned voices on rawk now,and they don't get shot down...but in the end young Rodgers will sort it out and everything will be fine!

 

[Carrotdude]

Fabio Borini £10,400,000
Joe Allen £15,000,000
Oussama Assaidi £2,400,000
Nuri Sahin Loan
Samed Yesil £1,000,000
Philippe Coutinho £8,600,000
Luis Alberto £6,800,000
Iago Aspas £7,500,000
Simon Mignolet £10,000,000
Kolo Toure Free
Aly Cissokho Loan
Tiago Ilori £7,000,000
Mamadou Sakho £15,000,000
Victor Moses Loan
Rickie Lambert £4,500,000
Adam Lallana £25,000,000
Emre Can £9,750,000
Lazar Markovic £19,800,000
Dejan Lovren £20,000,000
Divock Origi £10,000,000
Javier Manquillo Loan
Alberto Moreno £12,000,000
Mario Balotelli £16,000,000

Coutinho's been ok, Lallana has been ok and should improve. Is that it? That's an horrendous list tbh

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

From RAWK Meltdown.

THE BOOK OF THE GOLDEN SKY 2

Clouded Horizons with Silver Linings

1 Now these are the names of the children of Liverpool, which came into the Club of Liverpool from different cultures and sources; every man and his household came to the God-King Brendan for supplication. 2 Glen, Martin, and Dejan, 3 Mamadou, Jose, and Alberto, 4 Javi, Jon, and Kolo, 5 Kevin, Lloyd, Stewart and Jamie. 6 And the children of Liverpool were talented, and waxed exceedingly mightily, and were ardent Defenders of the Club.

7 And the God-King Brendan said unto his children, Behold, for I shall raise a Prophet high, and he shall detail how you shall train. 8 And so PhaseOfPlay was raised among the children of Liverpool, and he informed them that their methods would not be block methods but would instead be immersive and would be more easily transferable to real war.

9 So did the God-King Brendan dealt wisely with them.

10 And in 2012/2013/2014, the prophecy bore visible fruit as Glen, Martin, Mamadou, Stewart, Kolo, Jamie, and Jon formed the spine of a machine which smote its enemies relentlessly. 11 It came therefore to pass that the Club of Liverpool was more and mightier than the sum of its parts, the talented spine seamlessly integrating to form a solid backbone of a charge against the world's infidels.

12 And yet, as with all things, it was inevitable that key components of the spine would decay, wither, and be left behind. 13 And so Jamie rode off into the sunset, and the God-King Brendan sent Stewart (despite the sorrowful pleadings of the Adherents) on a suicide mission to the faraway Western Land of Pig-Meat to enlighten to the savages there.

14 Therefore the God-King Brendan spake unto the Children of Liverpool, and said thusly 15 The Club of Liverpool doth requires replacements for these talented players, and henceforth Javi, Alberto, and Dejan (who are equally as talented as Jamie and Stewart) will replace them and form the spine for its crusades in 2014/2015.

16 And the God-King Brendan spake unto them at the time, saying, Behold, I have set the objectives before you: go in and supplement Glen and Martin, to integrate seamlessly into the existing spine. 17 For I know the plans I have for you, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope. 18 Thenceforth began the period of acclimatisation for Dejan, Javi and Alberto.

19 And as with all new beginnings, the path to glory is fraught with trials and perils. 20 Behold, a storm now brews over the Club of Liverpool, and the Adherents have began to question the shelter provided by FSG / the God-King Brendan / and the Transfer Committee.

21 Yet, the City of Liverpool is great. 22 Among all other things, the Adherents resident in Liverpool know that if one faints in the day of adversity, one's strength is small. 23 They know instinctively that above the dark, gloomy clouds, the sky is still golden. 24 And the clouds cannot disguise or suppress the wonderful talents that the God-King Brendan has so correctly identified.

25 And so the Club of Liverpool shall support its children Glen, Martin, Dejan and Alberto, and in time the clouds will part to reveal the golden sky that has, forsooth, always been there.

:spaz:

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

What would even possess you. I mean really.

 

[FrankMunro-371]

A literary masterpiece.....!

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

What would even possess you. I mean really.

It is astounding isn't it?

 

[NorwayFB]

Who the hell is Jon??

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Flanagan?

 

[NorwayFB]

Flanagan?

Sure,why not. I'm amazed someone could write that,is it meant to be serious or comedy?