Lettuce Liz then Tetchy Rish! and the battle to replace him

[Kenny]

Don't need to storm Downing Street as they will all be in Birmingham for the next 5 days or so

Superbly planned a night out in Brum for tomorrow. I shall start the protest

 

[BillyDee]

Careful now...

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

OBR report to be filed in the locked cupboard behind the sign saying “Beware of the Leopard” like the Russia report was?

 

[Keef]

Don't need to storm Downing Street as they will all be in Birmingham for the next 5 days or so

Superbly planned a night out in Brum for tomorrow. I shall start the protest

They’ll be coming from Gdańsk to see this

 

[Kenny]

She is shitting it. Meeting between Pork Markets and Kamikwazi on one side and the head of the OBR on the other scheduled for tomorrow.

All routine and not called at emergency notice at all. No siree. Entirely planned.

OBR committee spent just 48 mins inside 10 Downing Street.

Take 5-10 mins off that time for greetings/coffees and another few mins for packing stuff away after saying "fuck this we are off too Spoons, if it hasn't been sold off, for a pint" they really didn't spend a lot of time discussing some serious shit did they

 

[Tredman]

You can take at least another 5 to 10 off that actually getting into the meeting room etc

 

[Sniffer]

The Government will come under pressure to release the report much sooner than the 23rd of November. The markets will want to be re-assured and the Bank of England's support for the bonds markets ends on about 10th October. If there's no more published information, even if its just headline figures, then the markets are likely to tank again.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

So it would have been

“Make your report say we are right or we will be angry”

“Fuck off you clueless vapid sow”

“Bye”

 

[Tredman]

Going well

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

They are in real trouble for a generation unless they do something.

Shame.

 

[Tony Towner]

We seem to be at the stage that the only way they can win the next election is if one of 2 things happen. The economic miracle happens shocking every credible economist in the world or Starmer does something immensely weird and I mean more weird than looking like you've never seen a bacon sandwich before

 

[Kenny]

I mean more weird than looking like you've never seen a bacon sandwich before

SKS cancels the photoshoot where he carves election promises into a stone whilst eating his first ever sandwich

 

[The Bear]

This one got me.

 

[Keef]

I’m going for Keir Gets cornered by a gang in an old fairground led by a bloke in a white jumper, with a ginger girlfriend, a lesbian, a stoner and a talking dog, who make him take off his mask, to unveil its Nigel Farage who then says “I’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids” is my guess

 

[Tony Towner]

I’m going for Keir Gets cornered by a gang in an old fairground led by a bloke in a white jumper, with a ginger girlfriend, a lesbian, a stoner and a talking dog, who make him take off his mask, to unveil its Nigel Farage who then says “I’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids” is my guess

Stereotyping lovely Velma there

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1575894055636160515

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

As I mentioned yesterday....this is effectively a money bill.

If a Government loses one of those then by convention it's a VONC. Because they can't do anything, they can't even collect tax.

But convention apparently matters for nowt in 2022.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

That is something even the last cunt wouldn’t get around. They lose the vote and Hoyle is obligated to dissolve Parliament I think.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

But that’s why they haven’t called it a budget I guess.

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

It's still a money bill as it involves Income Tax.