January Transfer Window, 25/26 Season

[Quirkafleeg]

He’s definitely not 6’7

 

[wanderer89]

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Mods, ban please.

 

[BillyDee]

It'll still be the same size, you know that don't you?

Just don't want you to get your hopes up too much...

Depends who's measuring it...

 

[The Saturday Boy]

It'll still be the same size, you know that don't you?

Just don't want you to get your hopes up too much...

If he gets his hopes up, it may get bigger.

 

[big mean bunny]

Makes me think of Sean Lock in 15 Storeys High when he’s on crutches and chases a bloke nicking his sofa (?). Great super slow chase routine.

Its a women who owns the taxi firm he sold the sofa too, only to realise his Nectar card has fallen down inside the sofa! Absolutely classic scene. He talks about on the directors commentary how he wanted to make the slowest chase scene he could think off.

 

[BillyDee]

Such an under appreciated series.

 

[big mean bunny]

Such an under appreciated series.

Blue rat, all the energy of a rat, in a can.

 

[Dire Wolf]

It'll still be the same size, you know that don't you?

Just don't want you to get your hopes up too much...

Depends how excited he gets during the measuring process.

 

[Lupo]

Just don't want you to get your hopes up too much...

He won't, he's a Wolves fan

 

[C.L.D]

It's not the hope that kills you, it's the misreading of the Viagra packet that does it.

 

[Kenny]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016768273539309801

 

[Jinky]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2016768273539309801

Wanted Newcastle, threw his toys out the pram when that didn’t happen, got an improved deal, basically stopped trying - and is now going to a club in free fall (perhaps not as bad as us, but they’re all over the place at the moment).

What a twat.

 

[Templeton Peck]

Wanted Newcastle, threw his toys out the pram when that didn’t happen, got an improved deal, basically stopped trying - and is now going to a club in free fall (perhaps not as bad as us, but they’re all over the place at the moment).

What a twat.

Yeah. But I'm very excited about his replacement. Goosebumps.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He just needs to get out of the building.

 

[Mel Evo]

Yeah. But I'm very excited about his replacement. Goosebumps.

Not heard of him before. Eredivisie?

 

[Jinky]

Not heard of him before. Eredivisie?

I was going to angle a pun based joke in there over the ‘Goosebumps’ RL Stine book series but thought it was too niche. Fair play to you for taking advantage of the tap-in!