Cracking Story

[b3h]

I was thinking "only 20k?" myself tbh

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

I was thinking "only 20k?" myself tbh

Christ they messed with the guy's willie In america he would be a billionaire just by saying his nob now hurts when he has sex, who to say at 70 he can't?????
One fit bit who wants a few grand and can speak in court, the man is loaded for ever. And if that don't get him a perky,nothing will!!!!!

 

[BillyDee]

From today's Times. Fnarr fnarr...

 

[lemonjelly]

who in good gods name ever though this was a good idea?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-50597405

 

[lemonjelly]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51258880
Still wonder how long until piers morgan feels someones hands on his collar, as surely as editor he was aware of, and approving requests like this.

 

[Pablowolf]

Was Morgan even the editor of that particular shit rag?

 

[Parkins left foot]

Was Morgan even the editor of that particular shit rag?

Not sure that he was, though he has form for stuff like this so quite happy for him to be in the frame whether he was employed by them or not.

 

[Paddingtonwolf]

He wasn’t.

 

[lemonjelly]

I must've had one half too many friday. No idea how I did it, but saturday morning I fell out of bed. Whacked my head off the bedside table, and today it has developed into quite the shiner.

Amazingly mrs jellys family all believed me when I explained this is what happens to you when you abandon her on valentines day to go to the football...

 

[darlowolf64]

I must've had one half too many friday. No idea how I did it, but saturday morning I fell out of bed. Whacked my head off the bedside table, and today it has developed into quite the shiner.

Amazingly mrs jellys family all believed me when I explained this is what happens to you when you abandon her on valentines day to go to the football...

Just seen your sig... :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Deleted Cyber]

I must've had one half too many friday. No idea how I did it, but saturday morning I fell out of bed. Whacked my head off the bedside table, and today it has developed into quite the shiner.

Amazingly mrs jellys family all believed me when I explained this is what happens to you when you abandon her on valentines day to go to the football...

Mate. I could wax lyrical about the god of karma but you would probably banish me to my cyber thread. Look at is as a badge of honour and a discussion point for Monday at work. Have a great story lined up.

 

[lemonjelly]

Just seen your sig... :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:tiphat:

 

[Tredman]

It’s all going off in the ‘hood

 

[Paul]

Thoughts and prayers mate

 

[BillyDee]

Oh my...

Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes https://t.co/49f4DX9tdU

 

[Tredman]

They’re a bit odd in Leeds

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/bradford-man-pleads-guilty-having-18695204

 

[The Bear]

They’re a bit odd in Leeds

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/bradford-man-pleads-guilty-having-18695204

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[Jolemai]

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2...ing-blunder-belgium?__twitter_impression=true

If you're going to highjack a helicopter to spring your wife from jail, don't book it in your name or if you get airsick.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

https://nypost.com/2020/10/08/pries...-corset-wearing-dominatrices-on-church-altar/

 

[Kenny]

Breaking News has now peaked

https://twitter.com/x/status/1383694420432748563