Cracking Story

[PPB]

At least he won't get any complaints from the women in his life.

My thoughts exactly :icon_lol:

 

[SLA]

My thoughts exactly :icon_lol:

The devil's doorbell.

 

[PPB]

The devil's doorbell.

:ursofunny:

 

[Pablowolf]

If he wants to down some Brasso beforehand, he's welcome to come and lick my front door...That's the letterbox, etc, not a euphemism for my winkle.

 

[lemonjelly]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/11/man-denies-turning-home-into-restaurant-despite-sign-above-door

“All I do, I have my name on my house.

“There is no restaurant there.”

:icon_lol:

 

[Tredman]

Could go on numerous topics this:

 

[Keef]

so are they against all that or for it? It's a bit vague stating they stand for these things,When I wear my hi viz tabard at work,am I agreeing with them by association? So many questions

 

[Kenny]

The fuck are fake laws? Presume anything they are charged with

I see they have missed off " We are for blocking ambulances on emergency calls"

 

[darlowolf64]

I'm a little worried that they stand for Child abuse and abuse of children in the system :yikes:

 

[Kenny]

At least they are concerned about "Pentioners"

 

[Parkins left foot]

At least they are concerned about "Pentioners"

I pleased to see that someone is looking after my interests

 

[Tredman]

Sounds like they are keen to make you live in poverty Parkin.

 

[Parkins left foot]

Sounds like they are keen to make you live in poverty Parkin.

They have no impact on me - I am part of the Baby Boomer generation which took all the money then pulled up the drawbridge after us (allegedly)

Not sure that's entirely accurate, but makes good headlines!

 

[Tredman]

Errmmm.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport...turbating-street-leaked-footage-a8728356.html

 

[SLA]

Errmmm.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport...turbating-street-leaked-footage-a8728356.html

That's a cracking-one-off story.

 

[Hereford Wolf]

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/17357950.vandals-steal-pot-noodle-in-beach-hut-spree/

 

[Pablowolf]

That's a cracking-one-off story.

Well I appreciated your pun work.

 

[SLA]

Well I appreciated your pun work.

:tiphat:

 

[machin05]

It's not all bad.... https://www.stroudnewsandjournal.co...ive-beef-flavoured-hula-hoop-found-in-stroud/

 

[Kenny]

Nowt dodgy here

Wolverhampton Council offered £1 for city's crumbling eye infirmary but investors from BZ Property Holdings Ltd had already signed a contract following their successful undisclosed bid and are now set to acquire the site next month. The two authorities are now in a court battle over the enforcement notice served following allegations the NHS trust had failed to keep the site in a reasonable condition.

then...

Five fire crews battle Wolverhampton Eye Infirmary blaze

So a Council screwing over the Trust or the new owners removing any building restrictions as the place will no doubt be deemed unsafe and demolished?