Cracking Story

[Jolemai]

This kid is trouble:

Boy suspended over bringing ring of power into school

 

[Jolemai]

Buying fruit? Have some ID ready

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31296188

Samsung is warning customers to avoid discussing personal information in front of their smart television set.

 

[Penk Wolf]

WTF

 

[Sniffer]

Bashed her on the head with a pan?

Are two black eyes and a broken cheekbone the normal injuries you could expect from this?

 

[PPB]

Couldn't have been that mind blowing of a blow job, he'd still got his hands on the pan, and not on her head.

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/tony-hart-dies-twice-morph-forced-to-intervene-10048506.html?icn=puff-10
Loved Iwan Thomas' tweet!

 

[lemonjelly]

Should be on the "cracking one off thread...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/pornhub-turns-masturbation-into-energy-in-bid-to-save-the-planet-10075422.html

With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, PornHub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy.

"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website.

"At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."

 

[Parkins left foot]

So this is what Council tax goes on in the West Country

Hopefully they hand out one of the above inventions so that at least there is some payback to the public purse :icon_biggrin:

 

[So Long Architect]

Note to self: try to use "rose-cunted glasses" in conversation today.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/mar/10/john-inverdale-x-rated-comment-cheltenham-festival

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ikea-please-stop-playing-hideandseek-in-our-stores-10111200.html

Ikea is clamping down on massive games of hide-and-seek in its stores, saying that the Facebook-organised events are getting out of control.

Starting at a Belgian outlet last summer, the craze has spread around Europe, and Ikea has now had to step in and forbid future games planned, including one in the Czech Republic and a couple in the Netherlands.

 

[Jolemai]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ikea-please-stop-playing-hideandseek-in-our-stores-10111200.html

I read about this yesterday. Such a great idea too.

 

[Sniffer]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ikea-please-stop-playing-hideandseek-in-our-stores-10111200.html

Didn't Markakajim start this trend whilst working for them?

 

[Lord Knows]

Genetic study reveals 30% white British DNA has German ancestry.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/...-british-dna-german-ancestry?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-person-calling-emergency-services-help.html

 

[playtheace]

Wench goes on social media to find doppleganger and finds she lives an hour away.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/570698/Niamh-Geaney-Twins-Identical-Strangers

Spooky story but wtf is that comment left underneath by Chris Keating.

 

[Jolemai]

You're on the internet and you expect anything less?

 

[The Bear]

[emoji38]

Bravo Chris. Bravo.

 

[playtheace]

You're on the internet and you expect anything less?

Spose y'right.
Think its because it wasnt the Daily Mail site that it took me aback.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/28/arsen...termine-if-they-should-stay-together-5170871/

It's a good job I haven't asked my wife to take a Wolves exam. A few weeks ago I asked her to guess who we were playing and she said Dundee :facepalm: