Cracking Story

[Langers]

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/28/arsen...termine-if-they-should-stay-together-5170871/

It's a good job I haven't asked my wife to take a Wolves exam. A few weeks ago I asked her to guess who we were playing and she said Dundee :facepalm:

Likewise. My GF thinks Molineux is a type of food blender.

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

I just gave her a quick Wolves exam - she got 5/10 which is better than expected. She could have got 6/10 as when I asked what colour Wolves home kit is, she knows it's gold, but said Orange just to wind me up! She did however guess that we finished 14th in the League last season which proves she pays no attention to me whatsoever when I talk about Wolves.

 

[machin05]

What were your questions?

 

[Tyrannosaurus Dan]

They were fairly simple questions...

What is the name of the Wolves ground? (She got it right)
Who is the current Wolves manager? (She said 'Kenny Thingybob', I gave her half a point for that)
What colour is the Wolves home kit? (She deliberately said orange even though she knows it's gold and black)
Name 2 current Wolves players (She answered 'No idea. I stopped caring when my beloved George left' - she was an Elokobi fan)
Who are Wolves local rivals? (She go it right)
Who is Wolves record goal scorer? (She answered 'Curry King Steve Bull' - due to the fact that his photo is always up on the wall of the local indian takeaways posing with the staff)
What year were Wolves relegated from the Premier League? (I should have said last relegated really, she said 2004 which is partly correct as we were relegated that year so I gave her half a point).
How many times have Wolves been Champions of England, 0, 3 or 5? (She answered 0. I hope she was taking the piss).
What position did Wolves finish in League One last season? (She said 14th!!!)
Can Wolves till get promoted this season? (She said 'You must be able to because you are just grumpy in the mornings and not all day long')

 

[So Long Architect]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

 

[machin05]

http://27bslash6.com/chairs.html

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11581507/50-Shades-of-Subterfuge-Rape-charges-as-male-model-offering-sex-in-dark-turns-out-to-be-balding-68-year-old.html

 

[jlo]

http://gloucesternewscentre.co.uk/sheep-rescued-after-becoming-stuck-in-mud/

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Must have been a big fucking sheep! My uncle rescued a calf from a similar situation once when he was fishing somewhere along the Severn.

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

Must have been a big fucking sheep! My uncle rescued a calf from a similar situation once when he was fishing somewhere along the Severn.

There's a decent pub at the bottom of that hill, that might explain the length of the callout.

 

[Lord Knows]

The eight men charged in connection with the jewel raid in Hatton Garden have been remanded in custody until 4 June.

 

[Jolemai]

Gemma Wale of Small Heath jailed for loud sex noises.

 

[The Bear]

What the hell is going on with her legs? Are there some trendy new tights that make you look like you've got varicose veins everywhere?

 

[Langers]

Her surname is rather apt.

 

[So Long Architect]

A rollercoast crash at Alton Towers. Sounds horrible but what gets me is this Twitter feed - https://twitter.com/princesshelen15/status/605726243288457218/photo/1

The world's media instantly badgering her to use her photo. At least they ask, I suppose.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Why would they even want that picture? It doesn't even show the incident, it's just a picture of the ride in question.

 

[SSB]

Why would they even want that picture? It doesn't even show the incident, it's just a picture of the ride in question.

There's a video of the two carriages fused together just after the crash also on Twitter.

The guy on Sky News stood outside the entrance hasn't got a clue and is spouting any old rubbish to fill live air.

 

[lemonjelly]

A rollercoast crash at Alton Towers. Sounds horrible but what gets me is this Twitter feed - https://twitter.com/princesshelen15/status/605726243288457218/photo/1

The world's media instantly badgering her to use her photo. At least they ask, I suppose.

8th down is the good old E&S...

 

[SSB]

Unbelievable!
https://twitter.com/Molesworths/status/605781680075337728

 

[lemonjelly]

Found this to be a phenomenal read:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-32993891