Cracking Story

[Bandyrastard]

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Woma...6891580-detail/story.html#rChJrIBgpuX1Q1BT.01

Why?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Female equivalent to a danger wank I suppose.

 

[PPB]

I've just had to google ' danger wank '

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I'm both surprised and disappointed in you.

 

[PPB]

I'm both surprised and disappointed in you.

Why, cos I've never wanked within earshot of me mom, boss, a nun,or brother! Or just that I didnt know what it meant! :icon_lol:

I do have some standards ya know

 

[MARKakaJIM]

Why, cos I've never wanked within earshot of me mom, boss, a nun,or brother! Or just that I didnt know what it meant! :icon_lol:

I do have some standards ya know

I'd have thought a lady such as yourself would've at least been familiar with the term, even if you weren't an advocate of such practice.

 

[PPB]

I'd have thought a lady such as yourself would've at least been familiar with the term

What! I didnt even know what milf meant until a couple of years ago.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

What! I didnt even know what milf meant until a couple of years ago.

And hear was me thinking you were a woman of the world Sue! Not some sheltered no mark like James.

 

[PPB]

And hear was me thinking you were a woman of the world Sue!.

I've been around the world does that count?

I can feel a song coming on.

 

[machin05]

One for The Bear - http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ijuana-in-bowling-alley-carpark-10387521.html

 

[The Bear]

God damn pigs. What is the world coming to?

 

[The Bear]

Drunk squirrel:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502

:icon_lol:

 

[Lord Knows]

This just doesn't seem possible.

Non French speaker wins French Scrabble title.

http://www.thelocal.fr/20150721/non-french-speaker-wins-french-scrabble-title

 

[PPB]

This just doesn't seem possible.

Non French speaker wins French Scrabble title.

http://www.thelocal.fr/20150721/non-french-speaker-wins-french-scrabble-title

Christ almighty I only got as far as the beard.

 

[Jolemai]

Seems like PPB has taken over the Harvester restaurant chain:

Drinkers bemused as pub bosses put up their Christmas tree FIVE months early

 

[PPB]

Seems like PPB has taken over the Harvester restaurant chain:

Drinkers bemused as pub bosses put up their Christmas tree FIVE months early

Even PPB wouldn't put a tree up that early!



Although, she did buy her Christmas cards last week :xmasbana:

 

[darlowolf64]

http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co....sts-Penn/story-27499371-detail/story.html????

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jul/29/school-keep-clear-road-markings-wolverhampton

 

[machin05]

I drive past pennfields every day and didn't even notice!

 

[Tredman]

Peak daily mail has been reached:

Sadistic fuckers maybe, but all of them killers...