Cracking Story

[Jolemai]

Ancient reptile named after a spell from the Harry Potter universe.

 

[darlowolf64]

Not so much a "cracking story" but were you shopping here Frank?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dliest-deadly-spider.html?ito=social-facebook

 

[Lord Knows]

Spanish bullfighter gored in groin leaving testicle 'eviscerated' at Madrid's San Isidro festival

The word eviscerate comes from the Latin evisceratus, meaning "to disembowel."

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-at-madrids-san-isidro-festival-10305614.html

 

[Langers]

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news...with_naughty_bits_on_girl_s_christening_cake/

Seriously?!

 

[Kenny]

Penk?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...uck-bin-getting-drunk-24-hour-tournament.html

 

[FrankMunro-371]

Which one is Penk and which one is Johnny....?

 

[Penk Wolf]

Penk?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...uck-bin-getting-drunk-24-hour-tournament.html

WTF? Why would he put his head in a bin?

 

[Kenny]

WTF? Why would he put his head in a bin?

Would appear in his drunken mess, he decided to bin his clubs but then the lager took over and he thought "don't bin the clubs, I am useless so I will bin myself"

 

[Kenny]

I am also guessing he drank 4 bottles of Vodka before he purchased the trousers

 

[FrankMunro-371]

I have a very similar pair of trousers,...well I did have.

 

[Johnny75]

Which one is Penk and which one is Johnny....?

That course is 5 miles from my house! I should've seen his trousers from here though, they're horrondous, I'm presuming he wanted the 'Mr Tumble' look.

 

[So Long Architect]

Don't catch a cold in Carlisle
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jun/30/carlisle-sneezing-assaults-stephen-jackson

 

[Kenny]

http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/have_yo...rianise_part_of_norwich_city_centre_1_4137265

I'll be honest, I'm dead against it...

 

[Paul]

I think its a travesty :rage:

 

[Langers]

It's like TWF music snobbery - in real life.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-33367604

TBF if he was caught listening to Florence and the Machine, it'd have seemed rather lenient.

 

[WarwickWolf]

http://postimg.org/image/rgqrm6y6h/

 

[Nando]

http://www.itv.com/news/2015-07-13/...r-getting-stuck-in-tent-bag-at-t-in-the-park/

:icon_lol:

 

[lemonjelly]

That's not funny. The guys a fucking belmer. Waste of oxygen.

 

[The Bear]

How can you get stuck in a tent bag yet still have your arms free to use your phone?

 

[MARKakaJIM]

How can you get stuck in a tent bag yet still have your arms free to use your phone?

I'd guess it was a big bag and he was completely inside it.