Cracking Story

[Kenny]

Getting ready for the protest with a bacon sandwich and a hair cut I guess

 

[So Long Architect]

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...d-friend-into-having-sex-pretending-to-be-man

 

[playtheace]

Love the sort of comments you get in this kind of articles...

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...laston-travellers-site-plan/meeting-18-sl-02/

...also has the bonus of a couple of family members making a cameo in one of the pictures.

"into a site for 15 permanent traveller units"
Isnt that an oxymoron? or is it some kind of traveller timeshare?

 

[machin05]

Two guys armed with a hammer and a two foot machete rob an off-licence in Birmingham. Their haul......? 8 cans of Carling and a 2 bottles of wine :facepalm:

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...s-two-foot-machete-in-lager-and-wine-robbery/

Must've been running low at a very small party.

 

[machin05]

This whole plastic bag chaos really brings out the worst in our national, and local press. Here's the E&S offering:

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/10/05/video-compulsory-plastic-bag-charge-good-or-bad/

Pain. Full.

 

[Langers]

This whole plastic bag chaos really brings out the worst in our national, and local press. Here's the E&S offering:

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/10/05/video-compulsory-plastic-bag-charge-good-or-bad/

Pain. Full.

:icon_lol:

Credit is almost due for making that article about 30 times longer than it needed to be. Or even writing it in the first place. Steve Mellor aged 37 seems to have the right idea though. Top man.

 

[Lycan]

It literally took people a day or two to get used to the 5p charge up here. The amount of fuss being made down in England is hilarious.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

I remember the microcosm of rage when IKEA started doing this years ago, think they possibly then dropped it again when they introduced biodegradable bags, you'd got people who'd spent thousands of pounds hitting their houses out with absolute shite but then went apoplectic with rage at the prospect of paying 5p for a carrier bag. Same thing happened when they bought in charges for using credit cards opposed to debit too, you'd have some chump prepared to spend 5 figures on a massive kitchen or something but then he'd sack it all off at the prospect of paying 50p or some shit to do it on his credit card.

 

[MARKakaJIM]

:icon_lol:

Credit is almost due for making that article about 30 times longer than it needed to be. Or even writing it in the first place. Steve Mellor aged 37 seems to have the right idea though. Top man.

I'm more intrigued by Earl.

 

[Wolf Hunting]

Two guys armed with a hammer and a two foot machete rob an off-licence in Birmingham. Their haul......? 8 cans of Carling and a 2 bottles of wine :facepalm:

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...s-two-foot-machete-in-lager-and-wine-robbery/

Must've been running low at a very small party.

I wonder if (A) they put the booze in a plastic bag and (B) did they steal that too!

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...pitals-black-cab-weirdest-places-pint-britain

 

[machin05]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...-in-a-pickle-over-different-names-for-street/

 

[Kenny]

Wednsbury resident shows how high she can count

 

[Kenny]

This is more a Mental Case Story.

A woman in America took her 8 year old nephew to court and sued him for breaking her wrist!! He saw her and at a family get together and jumped up for a hug and she fell over and broke her wrist.

In court she said ""I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d'oeuvre plate" when trying to say how the injury has ruined here life. Thankfully the court told her to do one

The best comment I have seen on this has come from Jason Manford (in the true spirit of Paddy as well) "What a lobotomised fucknugget!"


http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemc...g-her-during-a?utm_term=.fy6ppqQga#.sxvWWwmgy

 

[Langers]

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2015/10/14/british-isles-spotted-flying-over-smethwick/

 

[Kenny]

Wales appears to have moved on...bastards get a moment of glory and go it alone

 

[Lord Knows]

A man who apparently thought he had haemorrhoids was rushed to hospital with a sword up his bum after trying some bizarre home surgery.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/patient-rushed-hospital-sword-up-6630993

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

A man who apparently thought he had haemorrhoids was rushed to hospital with a sword up his bum after trying some bizarre home surgery.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/patient-rushed-hospital-sword-up-6630993

that is just so bizarre!

 

[Deutsch Wolf]

Apologies for the link to the Mail...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ter-posed-buyer-said-needed-fit-car-boot.html

Quick question...exactly what "stocks" is this spaghetti haired twat "broking" in bloody Poulton-le-Fylde?

 

[Lord Knows]

Bit of trivia.

5 November 1927. Britain's first automated traffic lights were installed at Princess Square junction in Wolverhampton.