Cracking Story

[PPB]

If he nibbles on her trunk does it make him a woodpecker?

 

[NorwayFB]

While having a smoke just now I had a good look at some trees,I guess we simply don't have those sexy trees here...
I felt nothing.Nothing!

 

[PPB]

While having a smoke just now I had a good look at some trees,I guess we simply don't have those sexy trees here...
I felt nothing.Nothing!

You need one with some sap leakage.

 

[Paul]

It's a mahogamous relationship.

Thank you my friend, best laugh of the day !

 

[NorwayFB]

You need one with some sap leakage.

Yeah that would put me in the mood for a treesome.

 

[PPB]

Yeah that would put me in the mood for a treesome.

:icon_lol: best one of the day :clap:

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...arried-a-tree-for-the-second-time--x1umYo0Nul

What happens when he leafs her?

 

[Lord Knows]

Son who chopped up his dad and used his body parts as TV stand is convicted of murder.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/son-who-chopped-up-dad-4709485

 

[So Long Architect]

Son who chopped up his dad and used his body parts as TV stand is convicted of murder.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/son-who-chopped-up-dad-4709485

A tad misleading that headline. He put his chopped up dad in storage boxes and stood the TV on them. I was expecting him to have constructed the stand out of arms and legs, which would have been gruesome but quite impressive. (Sorry PPB.)

 

[Paul]

A tad misleading that headline. He put his chopped up dad in storage boxes and stood the TV on them. I was expecting him to have constructed the stand out of arms and legs, which would have been gruesome but quite impressive. (Sorry PPB.)

:nod:

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...tional-support-hog-is-disruptive-9892659.html

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...tional-support-hog-is-disruptive-9892659.html

you simply couldn't invent that story. is the airline fucking mad,emotional support, give the bitch a bacon sandwich, silly cow!

 

[lemonjelly]

http://www.nme.com/news/various-artists/81508

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NorwayFB]

What happened to those kids with parents who took them out of hospital,and went to Spain instead of Romania?

Haven't heard a piiiip since the outrage.

 

[Kenny]

They got on with their life without the media in their faces (Last I saw was they went to Prague for Treatment and the NHS funded some of it I think)

 

[NorwayFB]

They got on with their life without the media in their faces (Last I saw was they went to Prague for Treatment and the NHS funded some of it I think)

That's good.

 

[NorwayFB]

Malala is in Norway to receive money and someone will probably sing to her as well,says she is happy to be here!

 

[Lord Knows]

He also admitted driving carelessly and was fined a total of £400.

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/workington-david-wallace-men-bondage-road-1.1180594

 

[Lord Knows]

A story that makes you grateful for your own lot, it really is a brutal world for some.

http://www.courtnewsuk.co.uk/?news_id=39327

 

[pavlosmacwolf]

I read this and i still don't believe it.

http://www.theguardian.com/football...40000-euros-driving-licence-borussia-dortmund

surely in the UK he would be wearing striped pyjamas for a few years.