Cracking Story

[PPB]

http://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/bride-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-7915813

What I want to know is why you would want a dwarf stripper on your hen night let alone have sex with one, or what kind of friends has she got that would organise that for her !!

 

[So Long Architect]

What I want to know is why you would want a dwarf stripper on your hen night let alone have sex with one, or what kind of friends has she got that would organise that for her !!

Perhaps he was half the price.

 

[PPB]

Perhaps he was half the price.

:clap: :icon_lol:

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

Lucky girl.
http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/propeller-smashes-through-jazz-aviation-flight-in-canada-hits-passenger/story-fnizu68q-1227118289357#itm=newscomau%7Ctravel%7Cnca-travel-plmnt-trending%7C1%7Csection-travel-travelupdates-incidents%7Cstory%7COfficials%20deny%20MH370%20speculation&itmt=1415626660331#itm=newscomau%7Ctravel%7Cright-now-in-%7C1%7CCanada%20airline%20crash%3A%20Propeller%20smashes%20through%20plane%2C%20hits%20...%7Cstory%7COfficials%20deny%20MH370%20speculation&itmt=1415626660333

 

[So Long Architect]

Lucky girl.

Funny definition of "lucky" you have. I'd call lucky finding 50p on the street or maybe pulling off one of those through-the-legs shots in tennis. Getting hit in the head with a propellor though... :icon_razz:

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

Well it's sort of lucky not to have been decapitated by the propellor that came smashing it's way through the plane's fuselage and then out through her window.

 

[machin05]

Smile, you're on candid camera - https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/20...or-video-feed-being-streamed-to-this-website/

Change your passwords, people!

 

[Langers]

"Honestly dad - you'll really like my new fella. He's a bit older than me but he's such a charmer....."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30089036

 

[So Long Architect]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/18/neo-nazis-tricked-into-raising-10000-for-charity

 

[Hereford Wolf]

http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...arried-a-tree-for-the-second-time--x1umYo0Nul

 

[NorwayFB]

http://i100.independent.co.uk/artic...arried-a-tree-for-the-second-time--x1umYo0Nul

Married a tree. Twice!

 

[PPB]

Wonder if he got a woody on the marriage night ?

 

[Paul]

She's a nice tree really, her bark is worse than her bite

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

It's a mahogamous relationship.

 

[PPB]

She's older than she looks though, you only have to take a look at a cross section of her ring.

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

I wonder if she's lost her cherry yet?

 

[PPB]

I wonder if she's lost her cherry yet?

:icon_lol:

 

[PPB]

I wonder if she's lost her cherry yet?

That's if he could even find it under all that timber .

 

[Bit on the shaggies]

That's if he could even find it under all that timber .

Don't worry, he's got a big chopper.

 

[PPB]

Don't worry, he's got a big chopper.

He wants to be careful, I should imagine splinters in ya chopper could be painful